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" I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet. "
Paul Rudd
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Great
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" I really love animals. My cat is my little soul mate. He's not just a cat, he's my friend. "
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" We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. "
Rita Rudner
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" I do feel like by buying rats from a pet store, you are saving them because if not, they would get fed to a snake or something. "
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" It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. "
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" People always joke that 'dog' spells 'god' backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see just how well they do, what kind of people they are. The animals are right here, right in front of us. And how we treat these companions is a test. "
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" You know what I hate? I hate people who give me plants. The whole giving someone plants - it's like giving someone a pet. I'm giving you responsibility, I'm giving you a thing that you now have to take care of for, like, a year until it dies, and then I'm giving you sadness and guilt. "
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" Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell. "
Emily Dickinson
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" We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment. "
George Eliot
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" It's difficult to understand why people don't realize that pets are gifts to mankind. "
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Understand
" What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. "
Dwight D. Eisenhower
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" Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time. "
H. G. Bissinger
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" To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. "
Aldous Huxley
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" There's something great about the idea of working the land and living communally. That's healthy. That's good. "
Paul Rudd
Living
Idea
Good
" The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing. "
William S. Burroughs
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" We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat. "
Theresa May
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I Am
Know
" If someone made fun of me, I'd be bummed out. But I'd play it like I thought it was hilarious. "
Paul Rudd
Fun
Thought
Someone
" In truth, I'm not really a cat person. Seamus, the wonder dog, still deeply mourned by all who knew him, was just about the only pet I've ever really loved. "
Michael Dirda
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" It's not often that you get to play somebody that has absolutely no cynicism or is not judgmental in any way. "
Paul Rudd
Play
You
Way
" To try and sustain a performance is always a challenge. Anything you work on, to try and be real and show up and not look as if I'm playing pat to anything is always work. "
Paul Rudd
Performance
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You
" I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. "
Rita Rudner
Cult
Wonder
Weird
" I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. "
Lefty Gomez
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Got
" Pet lovers know that animals sometimes understand us better than we do, and the annals of human sin and desire provide plenty of stories to drive the point home. "
Tony Snow
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Better
" I try not to wear anything I have to fidget with - there's nothing worse than wearing something and pulling down the hem and re-adjusting the top. My pet hate is when girls wear those strapless dresses and spend the whole night yanking them up. "
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" I don't feel like a dork, but I certainly have many moments of nerdism, and I embrace it wholeheartedly. I've always cottoned to that crowd more, anyway. "
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Always
Feel
" The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. "
Bob Hope
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Dogs
Miles
" Kittens can happen to anyone. "
Paul Gallico
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Pet
" And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs, or, at the very least, listen to Bob Barker and have your pet spayed or neutered. "
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Dogs
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Your
" Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. "
George Eliot
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Animals
Questions
" Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. "
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You
Want
" People do still mention 'Clueless' to me. I'm proud and happy that I was in it. "
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Me
Happy