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" As a kid, I always had my nose buried in the side of a cereal box. "
Steve Rushin
Side
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Kid
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" My wife's name, Rebecca Lobo, is on sandwiches and street signs in New England. It adorns the arena rafters at the University of Connecticut, where she first became a basketball star. Her high school in Massachusetts is on Rebecca Lobo Way, a nice trump card to play at reunions. "
Steve Rushin
Name
Nice
High School
" Sports and fashion move so fast that I can't possibly keep my ear to the ground. For one thing, my ear trumpet gets in the way. "
Steve Rushin
Ear
Fast
Way
" I'm a product of the 1970s. "
Steve Rushin
Product
1970s
" Years ago, children helped my brother search for his lost ball at Jackson Park Golf Course in Chicago - and even offered to sell it back to him on the next tee. That entrepreneurial spirit, on the site of the 1893 World's Fair - which introduced Cracker Jacks to the United States - exemplifies America, to say nothing of American public golf. "
Steve Rushin
America
Brother
World
" Broadcasters calling a big game are often reminded to let the action breathe. A great moment of a televised game doesn't need any narration, which is why the announcers - the good ones, anyway - shut up at the celebration and let the pictures do the talking. "
Steve Rushin
Action
Moment
Need
" As good as NFL Films is at making players human, it's even better at making players superhuman. No Hollywood studio has made movies that are more grand or gorgeous. Every meticulous shot of 'Hard Knocks' is a vision: every slow-motion spiral, every shaved head steaming like a Manhattan manhole cover. "
Steve Rushin
Movies
Vision
Hollywood
" The most enduring Top 10 ever written wasn't written at all, but chiseled onto stone tablets and conveyed down Mount Sinai by Moses, who introduced to the world not just a set of Biblical precepts but also a new format for starting arguments: the list of 10 things. "
Steve Rushin
World
Top
Down
" All kingdoms look small through an airplane window - little dominions built on quicksand. But looking up from the ground, where most of us stand, they're rather impressive. "
Steve Rushin
Looking
Airplane
Window
" Golf tough guys - like movie tough guys - are almost always inscrutable, just beyond our full understanding. "
Steve Rushin
Understanding
Tough
Like
" LeBron will not likely win six rings. "
Steve Rushin
LeBron
Will
Likely
" Anyone who thinks sports are ruled by athletes need only think of American sports' most enduring tradition: Immediately after a championship, as the champagne sprays and the confetti falls, the trophy is passed not to the team captain but most often to the team owner, handed to him by his highest-ranking employee, the league commissioner. "
Steve Rushin
Think
Tradition
American
" Hype covers every surface of mass culture, and sports fans are intimately familiar with it - the heavy-breathing buildup that leads, inevitably, to a first-round knockout or a 30-point blowout or a fourth-inning rainout. "
Steve Rushin
Sports
Hype
Fans
" 'Hard Knocks' seems to have done for the self-serious NFL what the witch did for Rapunzel: persuaded it, somehow, to let its hair down. "
Steve Rushin
Hard
Witch
NFL
" After the abrupt death of my mother, Jane, on Sept. 5, 1991, of a disease called amyloidosis, my dad took up golf at 57. He and my mother had always played tennis - a couples' game of mixed doubles and tennis bracelets and Love-Love. But in mourning, Dad turned Job-like to golf, a game of frustration and golf widows and solitary hours on the range. "
Steve Rushin
Golf
Death
Frustration
" Once upon a time in America, people aspired to party like a rock star. Now, rock stars aspire to party like a football owner. "
Steve Rushin
Football
America
Stars
" I had started writing for 'Sports Illustrated,' which was really my dream job growing up. But the writing probably read like I was auditioning to write for 'Letterman' or '70s-era Carson. "
Steve Rushin
Job
Growing Up
Dream
" The only thing wider than my family's mean streak is my family's cheap streak. "
Steve Rushin
Streak
Only
Cheap
" That's what Letterman did. He mocked everything and everyone in show business, even though he was at the top of show business. He was in it but not really of it, and that's one thing I came to love about him. I mean, you can't sit there and interview Cher and pretend you're not in show business, but he managed to pull it off somehow. "
Steve Rushin
Business
Him
Interview
" We can project just about anything we want onto NFL owners - one of them is named Arthur Blank, for heaven's sake. He's a walking Mad Lib, just waiting for us to complete him. "
Steve Rushin
Heaven
Want
Walking
" My wife is an Olympic gold medalist, WNBA All-Star, 'Jeopardy!' champion, and Rhodes Scholarship finalist who was sung to by President Clinton, sung about by Ludacris, and serenaded on 'Sesame Street' by a chorus of Muppets. "
Steve Rushin
Street
President
Gold
" Yes, sports are very often very boring, which is good and necessary: If games were one long highlight, we wouldn't have any highlights at all. "
Steve Rushin
Long
Yes
Sports
" Nouns are seldom improved by the modifier 'public.' Few of us, given a private alternative, prefer public restrooms or public transportation or public displays of affection. "
Steve Rushin
Us
Transportation
Public
" Humans had run barefoot for millennia, and some still preferred doing so in the modern Stone Age of the mid-20th century, when the handful of people running for exercise often wore whatever they happened to have on at the moment of inspiration. "
Steve Rushin
People
Exercise
Age
" I remember seeing Letterman do stand-up on 'The Tonight Show.' Or, it's probably more accurate to say, I remember hearing him do stand-up, because the Carson show existed mainly as sound leaking under my bedroom door at night. I'd hear Johnny telling jokes and my dad laughing at them. "
Steve Rushin
Seeing
Door
Him
" I spent a year slaving over a hot rollergrill in a Metrodome concession stand and watched the World Series there - and a Super Bowl and a Final Four. I can honestly say - regardless of outcome - that I left every game floating on air. "
Steve Rushin
Hot
World
Stand
" Occasionally, Americans in large numbers are moved by a vanquished athlete's grief. Larry Bird with a towel over his head in 1979 comes immediately to mind. But more often, sports fans do the opposite - they delight in the desolation of a defeated archrival. "
Steve Rushin
Numbers
Grief
Head
" Baseball consists of a million threads of dullness, on a loom of ennui, woven into a tapestry of tedium. "
Steve Rushin
Tapestry
Woven
Baseball
" Everything gleamed or glinted on TV in the '70s, from the 'flavor crystals' in Folgers coffee to the yellow dentures dipped in Polident and instantly restored to pristine, piano-key whiteness. "
Steve Rushin
Flavor
Yellow
TV
" In the Gospels, we are reminded, 'The very hairs of your head are all numbered.' And your numbered hairs, like your numbered days, recede daily. "
Steve Rushin
Daily
Days
Your
" I'm an unabashed sports photo fanboy, the kind of weirdo who seeks out the infinitesimal picture credits. "
Steve Rushin
Who
Photo
Out