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" Ben and I live like hermits. The night of a concert, we'll be like, 'Do you think we can get tickets?' And everybody is like, 'No, why didn't you do this earlier?' "

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" We're a weird bunch at 'Mike & Molly.' We go to work, and we're crazy about each other, and we love where we go to work. "

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" Sometimes I wish I were just magically a size 6 and I never had to give it a single thought. "

" I am not a princess, I don't want to be referred to as a princess - I find that super creepy. "

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" In a lot of comedies, they kind of take all the problems away from the women. They give her great clothes, great hair; she almost always owns an artisanal shop, like a cheese shop in Manhattan. "

" I wore white kabuki makeup, had blue-black hair. At one point, I shaved an inch and a half around my hairline and continued the white makeup up so it made my head look slightly deformed. I thought it was hilarious. "

" I have caught my reflection and thought, 'Oof. That girl is struggling. That girl is tired.' I've had mornings where I'm like, 'Oh God, I have weird hair.' "

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" As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end up making people laugh. "

" Jason Statham is funny, I never knew that. "

" The goal was to work enough to pay my bills and stop going through the couch looking for change. Going way beyond that isn't something I really factored in. "

" I've always had mostly gay male friends. "

" I did nothing but dramas for seven years in New York. I didn't really start anything comedic until I moved out to L.A. and found The Groundlings. "

" I'm obsessed with 'Call The Midwife.' "

" Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics. "

" I've been every size in the world. Parts of my twenties, I was in great shape, but I didn't appreciate it. 'If I was a 6 or an 8,' I thought, 'Why aren't I a 2 or a 4?' "

" My parents are kind and accepting. Because so many of my friends were gay, it was just an accepted thing in my house. I was very lucky. "

" I laugh my head off every day with my husband and my kids, who are mooning me and singing me songs. "

" In my 20s, I used to cry about why I wasn't thinner or prettier, but I want to add that I also used to cry about things like, 'I wish my hair would grow faster. I wish I had different shoes...' I was an idiot... It's a decade of tears. "

" I don't sleep, but I've got two little kids that don't sleep, either. "

" I'm not a crazy germophobe; I have kids, and that ship has sailed. "

" I've been trying to play old-lady parts since I was in my 20s, so I look forward to all of that. "

" Nothing's more charming than someone who doesn't take herself too seriously. "

" I lived on a farm in Illinois, and we didn't have a lot of money. But I lived vicariously through magazines. I was obsessed with Jean Paul Gaultier. I still have the scrapbooks, and I've kept all my designs and sketches. "

" I don't know any neighborhoods where everyone's walking around in seven-inch heels and perfect makeup. "

" When I believe in something, I'm like a dog with a bone. "

" I just don't lose weight easily. "

" Famous doesn't mean anything. Just because people know my face doesn't mean they know us or that it makes us any more interesting or better. "

" I feel intensely guilty for working... You have to be able to provide for your kids. But I feel like it's a weird modern phenomenon that you always feel guilty for it. "

" I think there are people who really love the comfort of their small town, and there are people who feel stuck by it. "

" I make a mean coconut macaroon. "

" The average size of a woman is 14. "