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" Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. "

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" What we have found in this country, and maybe we're more aware of it now, is one problem that we've had, even in the best of times, and that is the people who are sleeping on the grates, the homeless, you might say, by choice. "

" The best things in life are silly. "

" Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? "

" Don't give in to excuses that can keep you from really living the best life God has for you. "

" Expect the best, Prepare for the worst. "

Muhammad Ali Jinnah

" My childhood dream was to study mechanical engineering. After reading 'The Mysterious Island' - which I read 25 times as a boy - I thought that was the best thing a person could do. The engineer in the book knows mechanics and physics, and he creates a whole way of life on the island out of nothing. I wanted to be like that. "

" This pilot, by far, was the best I ever read - and I hope that insults every other pilot I worked on. "

" One thing I've learned is when you find a best friend in this life, you better hang on. "

" The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. "

" The pursuit, even of the best things, ought to be calm and tranquil. "

Marcus Tullius Cicero

" God gave you a brain. Do the best you can with it. And you don't have to be Einstein, but Einstein was mentally tough. He believed what he believed. And he worked out things. And he argued with people who disagreed with him. But I'm sure he didn't call everybody jerks. "

" I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit of helmet hair. "

" Find something that you're really interested in doing in your life. Pursue it, set goals, and commit yourself to excellence. Do the best you can. "

" In the courtroom, it's where a lawyer really becomes an actor. There's a very fine line between delivering a monologue in a play and delivering a monologue to a jury. I've always felt that way - I've been in a lot of courtrooms. The best lawyers are really theatrical. "

Woody Harrelson

" My cell phone is my best friend. It's my lifeline to the outside world. "

Carrie Underwood

" About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm. "

" I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. "

" Best thing that's happened this year? Maybe Hostel. It was a great experience. I loved it. "

" If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost. "

" I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. "

" Life doesn't require that we be the best, only that we try our best. "

H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

" Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water. "

Christopher Morley

" I'm just here for good times, man. I want people to have the best time ever. Especially if they're around me. "

" When I am traveling in a carriage, or walking after a good meal, or during the night when I cannot sleep; it is on such occasions that ideas flow best and most abundantly. "

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

" Fantasy is my favorite genre for reading and writing. We have more options than anyone else, and the best props and special effects. That means if you want to write a fantasy story with Norse gods, sentient robots, and telepathic dinosaurs, you can do just that. Want to throw in a vampire and a lesbian unicorn while you're at it? Go ahead. "

Patrick Rothfuss

" In sports, you simply aren't considered a real champion until you have defended your title successfully. Winning it once can be a fluke; winning it twice proves you are the best. "

" Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. "

Bertrand Russell

" I learned early in sports that to be effective - for a player to play the best he can play - is a matter of concentration and being unaware of distractions, positive or negative. "

" I believe forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry and an even stronger person to forgive. "

" We have the best government that money can buy. "