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" By August of 2003, I had graduated from Rutgers, gone through a stretch of living at my parents' house, and wound up sharing an apartment with a college friend of mine in Montclair, New Jersey. "

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Chris Gethard

Care

Eyes

Myself

" Cops are everywhere in New York City. Cars drive by every few minutes. Uniforms stand nonchalantly at street corners. "

" I'm not exactly Don Draper when it comes to physical attractiveness. "

" Shows are my saving grace. In between actual jobs, the only thing that keeps me sane is the knowledge that I can go up on stages. "

Chris Gethard

Knowledge

" It's a fun uphill struggle, making health insurance as a comedian, actor, and author. But it's hard to explain to people how I make a living. In New York, most people know enough creative types that I make some sense. But when I'm talking to someone like my suburban cousins or my mom's friends, it doesn't always go smoothly. "

" As a stand-up, as a storyteller, as an improviser, I've done thousands of shows. They allow me to work out new material that might turn into something later. They let me keep my muscles sharp for when the rent-paying gigs do come along. They keep me sane. "

Chris Gethard

New

Work

" No one in New York hangs out in their apartments. "

" Cops in New York City don't have the best reputation. It's a fast-paced city, and they deal with a lot, and many people have seen lots of cops interact with the public utilizing what can be gently called 'not the best customer service.' "

" My sadness compels me to hide it so that people won't judge me. Seeking help would have blown my cover. Meanwhile, my mania convinces me that it's making me fun so I'll want to dive further into it. Seeking help would've ruined that good time. "

" Anyone who lives in N.Y.C. will tell you that getting into a confrontation on a city street is a complete nightmare 100 percent of the time. "

" I remember the people who mentored me, and I just love being able to do that for other people. "

" I think so often about how, when I was starting out at UCB, Conan O'Brien was in town, and on his show back then, they sometimes did character bits, and I started getting paid to dress up as a page or a Dutch boy on his show. "

" I'm a dummy from New Jersey. "

" Bits are fake conversations comedians have because they are uncomfortable being vulnerable with other human beings in any way. "

" I classify myself as a comedian, but I'm one of those comedians who also acts so that I can split the difference and feel insecure about both. "

" Anyone who's ever been around an emergency in Manhattan realizes that there are plainclothes officers on these streets walking past us more than we ever realize. "

" If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want to watch a movie. "

" When I really have it together, I think I successfully pull off looking like the exact middle point between Macklemore and Ron Howard, only with a much bigger forehead than either of them. "

Chris Gethard

Point

Think

" The UCB has long been known as a hub of the best comedy in New York City, but it's never been the most well organized or cared for place in the world. "

" I just really remember the feeling of being a younger comedian who was kind of an outlier for being experimental and weird and how that could feel lonely or hopeless. "

" I do not like confrontations in New York City. "

Chris Gethard

New

New York

" I think Carmen Christopher is going to be massively huge. He's just too funny. He's got funny in his bones, and he wants to conquer every room. "

" In 2002, I was taking an improv class because, as a white male with glasses who was born between 1978 and 1994, it's legally required that I take at least one improv class in my life. "

" I feel like a lot of performers' worst shows happened in Philly. There's something about that town. "

Chris Gethard

Worst

Town