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" Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent. "
Jonathan Swift
Being
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" Principally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter, Thomas, and so forth. "
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" Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very useful and profound is couched underneath. "
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" The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable, for the happy impute all their success to prudence or merit. "
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