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" Don't let people treat you like you're stupid. If it sounds too good to be true, it is. "

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" There's no one defining moment that kills you or makes you. "

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" I'm under stress. They killed me on wikipedia. They killed me. And I didn't stay dead long enough to sell no DVDs. I didn't even stay dead long enough - I was too stupid. I should've stayed low. I should've laid low. I could've been gone for a year; I'd have made money. And then I'd have risen from the dead. "

" If you got a name like Barack Obama, you're supposed to fight. "

" If you're not happy before you're successful, you're going to be miserable when you do become successful because all your problems just get magnified. "

" I spent money, and I kept thinking, 'I get one more movie and I'll wipe these bills out,' but that movie never came. That black pride, I said, 'Man, I'm going to hang in there, I'm going to pay these bills.' So you owe a million dollars. 'I can pay that.' OK, fines, fees, now you owe two and a half million. 'But I didn't do nothin'!' "

" I was in the Air Force and was a boom operator (in-flight refueling). I got my comedy start in the Air Force. "

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" I never should have done 'Celebrity Apprentice.' I didn't want to do it because I didn't want Donald Trump to say, 'You're fired.' "

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" I would be an activist but never a politician. As an activist, nobody owns you. "