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" Filling a theatre like the Olympia or Vicar Street on your own name is a very rewarding moment. "

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" Growing up, I was your classic Catholic Irish kid. I went to mass every Sunday. Then in secondary school I went to boarding school, and there was mass seven days a week before breakfast - it may have put me off! "

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" I don't particularly want to work with my husband all the time, as in the living and the working thing. "

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" With a new baby, you have a bad day now and again because you're particularly tired, but most of the time, you're fine. You spend a lot of your time trying to figure out how you can get more sleep, but really, you're better off just giving up and admitting that you're not going to, so forget about it. "

" I'm a shopper but not a big money/label-y shopper. It makes me a nervous wreck. "

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