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" I don't like doing things by halves, and I realised you can't do stand-up comedy part-time. "

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" I love motherhood. I certainly wasn't aware of any mothering instincts until I had babies. I wasn't a person who desperately wanted to have kids, but you don't get it until you do it, and, suddenly, this nurturing instinct exists. "

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" The notion that patience is a virtue is something you don't fully appreciate until you're a parent. You need endless patience with little ones. "

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" You wouldn't expect a cattle dealer to sit down at a grand piano and play it beautifully. That's my father. "

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" Growing up, I was your classic Catholic Irish kid. I went to mass every Sunday. Then in secondary school I went to boarding school, and there was mass seven days a week before breakfast - it may have put me off! "

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