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" Generally, magicians don't know what to say, so they say stupid and redundant crap like, 'Here I am holding a red ball.' "
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" In America, magic has never been an important part of peoples' lives. "
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" Reality seems so simple. We just open our eyes and there it is. But that doesn't mean it is simple. "
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" I always assumed I'd spend my life happily performing in artsy-fartsy little theaters. "
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" If you read Shakespeare's stage directions, all the gore and violence is right in there. "
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" Nobody who is a Penn & Teller fan thinks of us first and foremost as magicians, but as a comedy team. "
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" I believe in art. "
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" When a magician lets you notice something on your own, his lie becomes impenetrable. "
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" I'm more apt to cry at something beautiful than at something sad. "
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" People take reality for granted. "
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" If you do something that you're proud of, that someone else understands, that is a thing of beauty that wasn't there before - you can't beat that. "
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" Sometimes, magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect. "
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" Nothing fools you better than the lie you tell yourself. "
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" If there isn't at least the threat of violence in art, it tends to be kind of tiresome. "
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" The place we want to explore unpleasantness in the real world is in art. "
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" Given my absolute druthers, I would certainly like to see that every part of my body is used for spare parts for science. "
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" The Boy Scouts of America is no longer entirely what people think it is. Essentially, it has been hijacked by religious conservatives. "
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