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" If you read Shakespeare's stage directions, all the gore and violence is right in there. "
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You
Violence
Stage
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" In real life, the most important decision you ever make is, where does reality leave off and make-believe begin? If you make a mistake about that, you're dead. You know, you're out on the street corner. You think there's no bus coming. You step out, you're dead. "
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" If you do something that you're proud of, that someone else understands, that is a thing of beauty that wasn't there before - you can't beat that. "
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" The place we want to explore unpleasantness in the real world is in art. "
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" Indian street magic tends to be very gory, blood and guts. One trick is for a magician to take a knife and appear to cut his kid's head almost off. The magician then says to the crowd, 'Well I can continue to cut off my son's head or you can all give me some money.' Then he wanders around and takes 10 rupees from everyone and restores his son. "
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" Onstage, I find absolutely nothing but exhilaration in not talking. "
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" People come up to me on the street and make some little joke - like they'll say, 'Excuse me, sir, what time is it?' And I'll say, you know, '5:15,' and they'll say, 'Hey! Made you talk!' And that's merely a way of saying, 'I know your work and I like you.' "
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" Every time you perform a magic trick, you're engaging in experimental psychology. If the audience asks, 'How the hell did he do that?' then the experiment was successful. "
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" Magic is an art form where you lie and tell people you are lying. "
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" I'm more apt to cry at something beautiful than at something sad. "
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" I believe in art. "
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" Neuroscientists are novices at deception. "
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" The silent thing onstage allows for a kind of intimacy that no conversation can have. If I just shut up, we're forced to look at each other and really confront that moment. "
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" Nobody who is a Penn & Teller fan thinks of us first and foremost as magicians, but as a comedy team. "
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" As a kid, I was a Hitchcock lover; I cared about the dark side of things. "
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" I'm a lazy sod. "
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" Magicians have done controlled testing in human perception for thousands of years. "
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" Given my absolute druthers, I would certainly like to see that every part of my body is used for spare parts for science. "
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" Doing beautiful things is its own reward. "
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" In America, magic has never been an important part of peoples' lives. "
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" To most people who have a point of view, merely being on TV is an intrinsic good. "
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" Generally, magicians don't know what to say, so they say stupid and redundant crap like, 'Here I am holding a red ball.' "
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" Sometimes, magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect. "
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" Reality seems so simple. We just open our eyes and there it is. But that doesn't mean it is simple. "
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" People take reality for granted. "
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" The Boy Scouts of America is no longer entirely what people think it is. Essentially, it has been hijacked by religious conservatives. "
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