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" George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil. "

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" I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do. "

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" It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now. "

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" Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to just make every audience your audience; you can't pre-judge an audience based on the size of the room or the type of room. You've just got to be in the moment and go with it. "

" Everything we have today that's cool comes from someone wanting more of something they loved in the past. Action figures, videogames, superhero movies, iPods: All are continuations of a love that wanted more. "

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" I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything. "

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