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" High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless. "
John Mayer
School
High
End
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" I'm willing to make compromises based on someone I think is the one, but I think it's psychologically important to people when they're famous to be the only famous person they know. "
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" Look, demanding somebody do anything in this day and age is not going to fly. "
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Day
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" I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.' "
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Never
" I really don't want to be a hunk. "
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" I just like collaborating. "
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" When you're just open but not honest, then you start free-associating garbage. "
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Start
" I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction. "
John Mayer
Someone
Never
Sober
" Trying to impress my mother with words was one of my favourite pursuits. "
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Mother
Impress
" I may have taken someone through the wringer psychologically, but I've never been sinister. "
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Been
Someone
" I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me. "
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Hate
Me
" Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done. "
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You
Want
" There's a certain lack of gimmickry to what I do that makes people in England go: 'Where's the thing?' "
John Mayer
People
Thing
Go
" I quit the media game. I'm out. I'm done. "
John Mayer
Done
Quit
Out
" People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them. "
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Want
Heart
Mind
" What I've learned in my life, it's a very interesting social study for me, to go back and forth between being the guy at home and being the guy on the road and being the guy in studio and being the guy in the interview. The environment around you has so much to do with your character, and when I'm home, my character really changes quite a bit. "
John Mayer
My Life
Character
Life
" I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare. "
John Mayer
Dating
Woman
You
" There's so many inspiring people out there. "
John Mayer
Inspiring
People
Many
" Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day. "
John Mayer
Conversation
Wish
Weather
" In the quest to be clever, I completely forgot about the people that I love and that love me. "
John Mayer
People
Me
Clever
" I've never been a bad boy. "
John Mayer
Boy
Never
Bad
" If you get half a million, at a certain stage you probably will get 4 million people, if they are able to hear it. The touring thing is unbelievable. It really is amazing from what we did the last tour even to what we are doing now. "
John Mayer
Doing
You
Stage
" Maybe someday you can accuse somebody of being a poseur by selling out and playing blues music, but that's just not going to happen in my lifetime. "
John Mayer
Blues
Going
You
" Atlanta's my musical home. It really was the place where I really came alive. "
John Mayer
Where
Home
Came
" All I want a song to do is just to kind of present an idea. "
John Mayer
Present
Song
Want
" I look away at car crashes, and I know people who look away at car crashes, because it makes us uncomfortable to watch other people in pain. "
John Mayer
Know
Car
Watch
" I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep. "
John Mayer
Time
Giving
Me
" Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons? "
John Mayer
You
End
Loved
" You cannot avoid war in life, you cannot avoid the fear of terrorism, you cannot avoid those things now, they are a part of everyday demeanor. "
John Mayer
War
Fear
Life
" I scientifically engineer my music to be as accessible as possible. "
John Mayer
Possible
Accessible
Engineer
" Every song I put on a record could be a single and I just pack my bags for it... and the minute it takes off, I'm not gonna be home for a while. "
John Mayer
Single
Home
Just