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" I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.' "
John Mayer
Table
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Never
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" You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy. "
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" My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.' "
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" I look away at car crashes, and I know people who look away at car crashes, because it makes us uncomfortable to watch other people in pain. "
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" I have these accidents, these mistakes, these self-inflicted wounds, and then I tear my head to shreds about it for days. "
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" Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done. "
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" My hits are not hits. "
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" I believe in blues, and I believe that it's been misrepresented. "
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" I scientifically engineer my music to be as accessible as possible. "
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" If you told me I was going to live to 240, I would take 10 years off and try and act. I don't have that kind of time, so I'd much rather stick to playing guitar. "
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" When you do an interview with me, you're talking to a cheap imitation of the person that I really am. There's no magic in my words, it's just me talking. "
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" I get recognized somewhere in between like local meteorologist and national meteorologist. "
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" Nothing feels worse than having to break the stage down before the performance, and I mean nothing. "
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" There's a certain lack of gimmickry to what I do that makes people in England go: 'Where's the thing?' "
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" I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep. "
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" I'm trying everything I can not to be jaded 'cause I don't like jaded musicians. "
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" I've learned to appreciate everything that has been given to me. "
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" Sometimes it feels like my life is just one long day. "
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" People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them. "
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" I've never been a bad boy. "
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" It's very liberating when you finally realize it's impossible to make everyone like you. "
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" I may have taken someone through the wringer psychologically, but I've never been sinister. "
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" Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day. "
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Weather
" Atlanta's my musical home. It really was the place where I really came alive. "
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Home
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" Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way. "
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Way
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" Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix. "
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" I'm not as surprised in going from playing 1,000 seats to 4,000 seats as I was from 100 to 500 seats. "
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" I hope that what it comes down to at the end of the day is that people believe that I believe what I'm singing. It comes down to being believable. You don't have to be likeable; generally, though, I think I am. "
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" What I've learned in my life, it's a very interesting social study for me, to go back and forth between being the guy at home and being the guy on the road and being the guy in studio and being the guy in the interview. The environment around you has so much to do with your character, and when I'm home, my character really changes quite a bit. "
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