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" Home life is a foreign environment for most guys. So it's natural to show them being idiots at home. "

Patricia Heaton

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" And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to conversations my husband and I have. "

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" We only work four days a week, we only work three weeks out of the month, and we get four months off for the summer. So there's plenty of time for me to spend with the kids. "

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" Men are very competent in their workplace - and this is going to sound sexist - women are better at running households and juggling lots of things, kids and scheduling and that kind of thing. "

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" Some people are cool with the fact that their bodies bear witness to this great thing they produced, their children, and I understand that. But on a personal level, it makes me feel better that my breasts are not down to my knees when I'm undressed in front of my husband. "

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" My favorite body part? My feet. They're not pretty, but they get me where I want to go. "

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