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" A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life. "
" A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though. "
" Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. "
Hubert H. Humphrey
" But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. "
Jerome K. Jerome
" Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. "
H. L. Mencken
" I cook mostly vegetarian vegetable and bean stews. Quinoa salads. I make my mother-in-law's recipe for chicken and barley stew all the time. "
" I know my mother-in-law would drive two hours to go see a movie that I'm in. "
" I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing. "
" I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.' "
" I went from resenting my mother-in-law to accepting her, finally to appreciating her. What appeared to be her diffidence when I was first married, I now value as serenity. "
" Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. "
" My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked. "
" My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. "
" My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in. "
" My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. "
" My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand during the cesareans, well, I craved that. "
" Someday I will get married, and I should be able to watch my films with my children, mother-in-law, and father-in-law. "
" The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig. "
" The mother-in-law is the centre of a family. "
" The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law. "
" When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould. Now there are thousands of comedians out there, and I don't think I can be above it all. "
" When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter - that's something. "
" You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved. "
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