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" Humor can bring people under the tent. And a good joke can deflect some of the intensity surrounding a serious subject. "
Ted Danson
Humor
People
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" I got my first television at Stanford when I was 20, and I used to watch 'The Dick Van Dyke Show'. He played my father on 'Becker,' and he's still one of my heroes. Along with John Cleese, he's my favourite physical comedian. "
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" I'm from L.A. I'm an actor. I'm a flake. "
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" One of the hardest things for me to do is watch myself. The first time I see it, I am obsessed with my left ear or my right ear or some other physical attribute, or the fact that I'm 60 or whatever shallow ego thought is running through my head. I'm just destroyed that I'm not Cary Grant or whatever. "
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" My lessons didn't come at my father's knee. Like all good lessons, they were learned from example. "
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