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" My joints hurt. I'm slower. But I remember what it was like to run and play with the boys. I want to be one of the boys. "
Ted Danson
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Want
Hurt
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" I don't think I'm as educated as Whoopi, so I'm lifting myself to her level. But you know, our view of the world, our view of what we can do, our sense of what it means to be here, are similar. "
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" I've never been that guy who says, 'Ooh, I have to play King Lear'. First off, that'd be a disaster anyway. I tend to read something and see who's involved, and then know I want to be part of it. But I don't think I'm through with comedy. I still love to make people laugh. "
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" Sharks are in real trouble, and they need all the help they can get. "
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" When people are in the midst of really heavy stuff and still have a sense of humor, I admire that. "
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" My most annoying habit is complaining about my aches and pains. It's the new ones that I haven't identified yet that make me nervous. According to my wife, I complain way too much. I may be a borderline hypochondriac, or you could say I am fascinated by the body - at least by mine. "
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" My temperament is not the adventuresome sort that enjoys starting new projects every six months. I love ensemble, nine-to-five stability. There's a family dynamic in making a television show that you don't get on a movie, where you're a hired gun for a few months. "
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" Looking out at the ocean, it's easy to feel small - and to imagine all your troubles, suddenly insignificant, slipping away. Earth's seven oceans seem vast and impenetrable, but a closer look tells another story. "
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Easy
Looking
" If you take one rivet out of an airplane, it will be all right, it'll keep flying. You take another rivet out of the airplane and it still flies. So what the heck, let's take more rivets out of the airplane, and sooner or later, the airplane drops from the sky. "
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" We're not trying to reinvent the wheel; for any environmental organization to claim sole responsibility for any kind of victory is insane, because everybody attacks these problems as a group. "
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" You use and lose a lot of energy being grumpy. "
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Lot
Lose
" My lessons didn't come at my father's knee. Like all good lessons, they were learned from example. "
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Father
Come
Example
" The environmental movement, like all political processes, reacts best to disasters. But these are very slow, very gradual disasters in the making. "
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Best
Slow
Political
" Cloning, wow. Who would have thought? There should be a list of people who can and cannot clone themselves. "
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List
People
Thought
" Centuries-old habitats such as coral gardens are destroyed in an instant by bottom trawls, pulverized by weighted nets into barren plains. And global carbon dioxide emissions from human activity affect the ocean, changing the pH balance of the waters in a phenomenon known as ocean acidification. "
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Human
Balance
Changing
" Humor can bring people under the tent. And a good joke can deflect some of the intensity surrounding a serious subject. "
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Humor
People
Serious
" How much do you engage yourself in what's truly real and important in life? That's the individual question. "
Ted Danson
Question
Life
Important
" We need to start looking at having a way of managing the whole ecosystem, because you can't pick away at it piece by piece, you have to truly start being coordinated and managing our resources as a system. We haven't gotten to that point yet. "
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Need
Way
Start
" California is responsible for selling, trading and distributing large amounts of shark fins that come from all over the world. "
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World
California
" Everything I am, everything I've been allowed to do, career-wise, has come out of the opportunity I had with 'Cheers'. I think it's one of the funniest shows ever. They are some of my best friends. "
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Best
Think
Opportunity
" I think there are probably a handful of real character actors in this business. The rest of us are recycling. So now I'm Sam Malone the editor. I'm Sam Malone the billionaire. "
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Rest
" 'Cheers' was great. They paired me up with Shelley Long on this tiny bar set for the final audition. That was my first really big one, and we just clicked instantly - I still think I got the part because of Shelley. "
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First
Long
Me
" One of the ingredients that made Cheers work so well was the great ensemble of actors we had. That's the case with any good series. "
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Great
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Well
" My job playing Sam Malone was to let the audience in, to love my bar full of people. And that informed my life. "
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Life
Love
" I'm from L.A. I'm an actor. I'm a flake. "
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" Address these environmental issues and you will address every issue known to man. And we keep dabbling in things that aren't really that important in the long term. "
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Long
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" I eat less, stretch, and work out. "
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Eat
Work
Stretch
" To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you. "
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You
Real
" I was at our beautiful home in Martha's Vineyard, near Boston, sitting on the porch looking at the ocean when I got a phone called and was asked, 'Would I like to do 'CSI'?' A week later, I'm at a coroner's office in Las Vegas, participating in a quadruple autopsy. "
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Looking
Week
Ocean
" I am a bit of a Pollyanna - I spend most of my day happy. "
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Happy
Am
Spend
" Many people continue to think of sharks as man-eating beasts. Sharks are enormously powerful and wild creatures, but you're more likely to be killed by your kitchen toaster than a shark! "
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