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" I am trying to break free from my stripes addiction, but the pull is strong! I need help buying non-stripes. "

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" I think that there are a lot of really beautiful Christmas carols, and then sometimes there are horrible renditions of them that are played to death in malls that make me sad. I try to avoid stores where they're playing bad versions of Christmas songs on repeat. "

" I think when you have some success as a kid, your notion of being a good actor is pleasing the director, doing exactly what they tell you to do. "

" You've got to get as literal as you can get to convince people sometimes that you can do something. "

" I think there's a sort of satisfaction in defying people's expectations. "

" I think if I was in over 250 films, the world would get pretty sick of me. I would probably never get put in anything ever again. "

" Ken Jeong might be my biggest fan. "

" The more attention you give to your negative feelings, the more they grow, so I think things just start to blow totally out of proportion. "

" In Los Angeles, sometimes it's hard to find a magazine stand, let alone one that has the magazine that you want. So I find that the longer I live in L.A., the more digitally I consume. "

" You know it's a good show when you involve fire and dolls and unitards. "

" I used to babysit. And the kids I babysat were huge Hilary Duff fans, and so we used to have dance parties every day to her music. So I am very familiar with the albums of Miss Hilary Duff. "

" Acting by yourself is pretty darn hard, especially having to do physical comedy. "

" Even something as stupid as Vine videos makes you feel like you're making things on your own. "

" I never pursued anything but acting. But as a kid, I was really interested in the Supreme Court. I wanted to to be a Supreme Court justice, but didn't want to be a lawyer. I just wanted to go straight to being a justice. "

" For me, I really love 'Tim and Eric' and 'Dr. Steve Brule' and a lot of the Adult Swim shows, so I like strange, weird, sometimes slightly upsetting humor. "

" You can only do so many serious dramas in a row before you want to break. You want a change. "

" I'm really excited that 'The Other Woman' did so well at the box office, and I hope that will keep encouraging people to make movies about women, starring women, about female friendships. More. Please. "

" I've thought a lot about how if something horrible happened, and if it were like 'The Road' situation, I've decided I don't want to survive past the death of society as we know it. "

" I would love it if 'Community' could have a trajectory like '30 Rock' and choose when to go out. "

" I'm spending way too much time test running my Vine videos. I'll go into a room and close the door and be in there for an hour workshopping a Vine video that I never even post. So that's probably a huge time suck. "

" On the set of 'Community,' we quote 'Community' to each other. We're a lost cause. We're like a bunch of little kids running around and yelling things. "

" I've definitely run from the cops in the New York City subways. "

" Hey, I'm nothing but honest! "

" I think, you know, when you're an actor who's had periods of unemployment, it makes you feel really good to have a job - to say that you're expected somewhere, do you know what I mean? "

" Boy, you know, it's amazing how your brain can turn into a sieve, and you can literally forget episodes that you have shot. "

" I did live in New York. Yeah, I moved to L.A. for 'Community.' And I gave up my apartment in New York. "

" You have to have an awareness of where you're going, what the event is, what you're promoting, and who the audience is. That always informs the way you dress. "

" I wasn't necessarily looking to do comedy on TV, but I don't think it's an accident that I ended up on 'Community.' "

" I feel like the Internet has embraced the pizza dance. I feel appreciated for once in my life. "

" As opposed to trying to make a kiss look romantic or sweet or passionate, it's kind of fun to just have the freedom to make it look weird, goofy and awkward. "