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" I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation. "

Whoopi Goldberg

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" My college friends call me Karu, which is the worst. Only in our country can we make a short form for a short name. But otherwise, I've never had a pet name all my life. But now, in official meetings, someone will call me KJo. And I'll judge that person in my head. Just call me Karan. "

" My pet peeves are people touching me a lot. Random dudes grabbing me and slapping me across the back. They're not doing it on purpose, but it's like they forget I'm a person. But you can't do anything about it. What are you going to do? "

" I liked animals better than people. That's one of the reasons I wanted to be a vet - then I found out that every pet had a person that owned 'em. "

" I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learning more than my dog! "

" Chadron had a water tower, grain elevators, a tanning salon, a video rental store, a small liberal arts college, a Hardee's, a stoplight, and a curling yellow sign in the pet store window that read, 'Hamsters and Tarantulas Featured Today.' "

" No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. "

Abraham Lincoln

" My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. "

" Pets have more love and compassion in them than most humans. "

" As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. "

Cleveland Amory

" I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. "

" One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy. "

" Pet foods come in a variety of flavors because that's what humans like, and we assume our pets like what we like. We're wrong. "

" I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. "

" I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. "

Hippolyte Taine

" My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't be playing with something like that. A monkey, I can handle it. A dog, yeah; I would get a monkey. "

" There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it. "

" Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. "

" I would say I don't like people who are really into themselves or are very materialistic. Just always talking themselves up. Not being real is the pet peeve. Be true to yourself. "

" Kittens can happen to anyone. "

" You can get too bogged down in technology and you can sort of forget what it is you were trying to do. And with the Pet Shop Boys it's primarily about the songs, it's about song writing. "

" I think you can totally be a totally normal kid from the suburbs of Chicago and go off and play shows. It's one of those things that when you go home, you're still the nerd you were when you left, and your parents still get to yell at you about cleaning up your room, and your girlfriend still drags you to the pet store. "

" If every American donated five hours a week, it would equal the labor of 20 million full-time volunteers. "

Whoopi Goldberg

" Just watching my cats can make me happy. "

" Don't buy furs: that's No. 1. You can start with that. Then spay and neuter your pets. We destroy millions of them a year. Go to an animal shelter for a cat or dog. And read a book about how to care properly for your particular pet. "

" What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. "

Dwight D. Eisenhower

" Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. "

" Actors have no color. That's the art form. "

Whoopi Goldberg

" Everything for me is visual. That's just how my head works. "

Whoopi Goldberg

" I have never been a pet lover or really craved the idea of having dogs. "