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" I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. "

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" Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you? "

" My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping. "

" Many cats are the death of the mouse. "

" I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. "

Winston Churchill

" Dogs really are perfect soldiers. They are brave and smart; they can smell through walls, see in the dark, and eat Army rations without complaint. "

" The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing. "

William S. Burroughs

" I have to visualise my jokes, live my jokes, feel the audience because every audience is different. It's like having a different dancing partner every night. "

" Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals 'love' them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more. "

Edwin Way Teale

" There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. "

" In truth, I'm not really a cat person. Seamus, the wonder dog, still deeply mourned by all who knew him, was just about the only pet I've ever really loved. "

" I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. "

" It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. "

" I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun. "

" Just watching my cats can make me happy. "

" I'm not a big pet fan. I remember the school used to have a hamster, and you used to take it home for a week at a time. I did that. I probably got bored of it within a day. "

" Why would you want to do anything else but rescue a pet? "

" My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. "

" I was ridiculed in public school for being smart. A teacher's pet. "

" It's difficult to understand why people don't realize that pets are gifts to mankind. "

" We wanted a pet food based on sound scientific principles and truth, not marketing hype. "

Dick Van Patten

" I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. "

" I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now, throwing information at you, making everything available to you, and yet I feel it's leaving us more and more isolated. "

Mike Rutherford

" Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. "

" I found out I had a real love for comedy and comedy writing. The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing. "

" When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third. "

" Though each trainer believes his or her method is best, I don't think it matters which method the pet owner adopts so long as that owner finds a capable mentor and sticks with the training. Eventually you will learn to see your dog, and when that happens, the richness of your and your dog's lives will tell you what to do next. "

" I love the ubiquitous idly-dosa combination. In fact, that was my pet name as a kid! In school, I would bug the canteen boys to get me my daily quota of idly! "

Hansika Motwani

" I really love animals. My cat is my little soul mate. He's not just a cat, he's my friend. "

" I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. "

" Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. "