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" I don't like to publicly acknowledge being a Jew. "
Jonathan Ames
Acknowledge
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Jew
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" I didn't play or like a lot of board games as a child. I liked playing with my G.I. Joes and making up adventures for them. "
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" I need to stay in the present and use that new-age mantra: 'I'm okay right now.' But I worry about all the things I'm failing at every moment. "
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" I might have some sort of personality disorder. I might not have proper filters; it might be some kind of version of Asperger's meets Tourettes meets prose. "
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" The reason it's hard for me to tweet is I don't want to pronounce anything, and Twitter is for pronouncing. "
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" It's hard for me to think of writing a novel, because it takes so long. "
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" When I was in college, I had the good fortune to have Joyce Carol Oates as my writing teacher. She told me that I could take an aspect of myself, and from that one bit of personality, I can create a character. This is what I have done, particularly in my novels. "
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" I wish I was the kind of writer who would go to a war zone and write about something that's meaningful and important to people, but that's not my area of coverage. "
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" It's hard to leave New York: this is where my friends are, my parents are. It is so vital. The whole world seems to look to New York. "
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" I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldn't write. "
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" There's no shortage of material in life. "
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" Having a show get canceled is like, 'Oh, you have caviar between your teeth,' you know what I mean? Because you had a show in the first place. "
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" I don't like rides. I take everything in life quite literally, and so I genuinely feel terrified on rides and liable to vomit at any moment, and I hate to vomit even more than I fear rides. "
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" Even when I was living below the poverty line as a novelist, I was still living better than 99.5% of the human population of the world. But in my little, soft realm of trying to amuse a few dozen middle-class people with my books and articles, I did struggle to survive in my own way. "
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" Something has happened where you almost never grow up in America. Maybe it's the greater wealth. "
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" No, I'm not very productive at all. I'm probably like an animal. I mean, great animals in the ocean feed all the time. I'm someone who procrastinates, worries, for most of a month, and then I'll have a flurry of manic productivity with a sense of great urgency and fear for, like, two days. "
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" I've always been inspired by Don Quixote as a role model of sorts, of the power of books to sort of make you insane in maybe a beautiful way. "
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" A lot of writing is a form of seeing - putting down what you see in terms of action and landscape. "
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" I don't really recognise success. I don't see myself as on an upwardly mobile trajectory. I see myself as on the edge of a cliff about to fall off. "
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" I grew up in northern New Jersey - the banlieue of New York - and I now live in Brooklyn. I am separated from my parents by about 50 miles, but really there is almost no distance between us. I speak to them nearly every day. "
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