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" I don't plot, and I don't plan. I like to be surprised like the reader. "
Joe R. Lansdale
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" I have been on a horrible sea cruise. When my wife and I went to Mexico, Jamaica, and the Cayman Islands, I was seasick for a lot of the time. I didn't like being trapped on a ship with a bunch of shuffleboarders. "
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" I was a house dad. Once, my wife was working as a dispatcher at the fire department, and I was staying home and writing while baby-sitting my son, who hardly ever slept. So I wrote in twenty-minute patches. Some of that early stuff is just dreadful. I got a thousand rejects. "
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" I write what I hear. "
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" I've always done just pretty much what I wanted to do. I mean, I just did a thing for a small press called 'Zeppelins West' that's nothing but an absolute, over-the-top farce, almost like an Abbott & Costello, alternate-universe Western. "
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" I think there are some people for whom words are like food. "
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" I think I built my reputation by not worrying about it. "
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" I tried to draw and write comics when I was four. By the time I was nine, I had written my first story - about my dog, of course. "
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" When you live in a small town behind the Pine Curtain, you live inside your head a lot. "
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" Texas is as alien as Mars. "
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" Some people see writing as a white-collar career, but I've always approached it as a blue-collar writer. "
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" My father had the most horrible racist rhetoric you ever heard, but he treated people all the same. I remember this rainstorm. A car broke down with these black people in it, and nobody would stop. My dad was a mechanic. He fixed the car for nothing. I remember looking at him when he got back in. He said, 'Well, they got those kids in the car.' "
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Car
You
People
" I love and respect the West - you can't live in Texas and not do that. "
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Texas
" Sometimes, if I don't write for a day or two, I get backed up - it's like constipation. "
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" I turned out to be a tough, smart kid. "
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Kid
Out
Smart
" A lot of friends I went to school with were criminals. "
Joe R. Lansdale
School
Criminals
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" My father was just a hell of a guy. He had a real strong sense of honor, and he tried to pass that on to me. I like to think that I embrace that. "
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Think
Me
Honor
" The Aryan Nation, the Klan, all these anti-immigrant groups - they've never really disappeared, and if you think they have, then you've been living in a bubble. "
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Bubble
You
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" Ossie Davis is one of my heroes for civil rights and things like that. "
Joe R. Lansdale
Rights
Like
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" My father always encouraged me to get an education, but he was also a guy that, when he was younger, had ridden the rails from town to town to box and wrestle for money. "
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Education
Always
Money
" If I could take you back in time to the fifties and walk you around to some of the places where I grew up, you'd be trying to get back in your time machine. It wasn't all sock hops - matter of fact, I never saw a sock hop. "
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You
Back
Matter
" I used to just sit down and read the dictionary, and I read the Bible and Shakespeare from cover to cover. "
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" People who grew up on my books are now able to get the point across to others that they're worth reading. "
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" My father was the first person to introduce me to self-defense and martial arts, which I've been doing all my life now. "
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Father
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Me
" I come from a poor family. "
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