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" I have a dark sense of humor. "

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Please Everyone

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" I grew up in a military family. I was moved around from school to school, so people aren't always the most welcoming to new girls in school. "

" I'm very open about the fact that it's nice when someone says you're pretty. Especially for someone like me. "

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" I literally hate working out. "

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" Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement. "