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" Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement. "

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" I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys in my life who want to save me. "

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" The word 'geek' today does not mean what it used to mean. A geek isn't the skinny kid with a pocket protector and acne. There can be computer geeks, video game geeks, car geeks, military geeks, and sports geeks. Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something. "

" For 'Iron Man' I had to improv with Robert Downey Jr., which is like going up against LeBron in basketball. At one point he stopped and said, 'Can we give a round of applause to Olivia, because she's rocking it right now.' "

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" I'm easy to hate. "

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" I want you to like me, but I don't care if you don't. "

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" I'm easy to hate. I get it. "