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" I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys. "

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" If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. "

Alfred North Whitehead

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Cat

" It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. "

" I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box. "

" Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own. "

" One of my big pet peeves is single-use plastic bags. I think it's one of the stupidest ideas in the world. "

Philippe Cousteau, Jr.

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Pet

" It's difficult to understand why people don't realize that pets are gifts to mankind. "

" My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower. "

" It might seem strange to feast on Guinea pig, but Ecuadorians love to eat cuy. Personally, I think it's a phenomenal alternative to pork or chicken. High in protein, low in fat, cheap and easy to raise. Oh, and cuy tastes great, much like roast pig. You might call it a pet, but I prefer to call it dinner. "

" When you're fighting for social justice, one of my biggest pet peeves is speaking out of ignorance. "

" My college friends call me Karu, which is the worst. Only in our country can we make a short form for a short name. But otherwise, I've never had a pet name all my life. But now, in official meetings, someone will call me KJo. And I'll judge that person in my head. Just call me Karan. "

Karan Johar

Pet

My Life

" My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. "

" There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. "

Bernard Williams

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Face

" I hate when people don't keep their word or they are late. Tardiness is a big pet peeve of mine. "

" I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. "

" He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals. "

" If you're trying to cut down the distance travelled from the farm to your plate, it makes sense to do the same for your pet. If we all shifted our bias towards sustainable pet food, we would be helping more than just our faithful friends. "

Sheherazade Goldsmith

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" Some men over-tweeze their eyebrows, and it's just too perfect. Men are meant to have kind of a bushy brow. Too much aftershave is also off-putting; it's one of my pet hates. "

" Having a pet spayed or neutered actually extends its lifespan by a few years and reduces any aggressive traits or tendencies. "

" Like all pure creatures, cats are practical. "

" My best time to write is right after coffee and breakfast - four eggs - because, full disclosure, I'm really a komodo dragon - and that's because then I'm energized but not so awake that the critical voice clicks on, the voice that sometimes says, 'Don't write that,' or, 'Man, that sentence is terrible - you should give up and go pet the cats.' "

" Legislators are interested in their pet projects, getting re-elected, and popularity contests. "

" I'm still fighting really hard to get any role I get. If it's comedy, I go for the laughs. And if it's drama, I try to tell the truth, and try to play the real stakes of whatever scenario the character's in. "

" People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. "

" If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal. "

" Never wear anything that panics the cat. "

" I lose my cell phone so much that I switch it every month or so, but Sony Ericsson is usually what I use. "

" Many cats are the death of the mouse. "

" My biggest pet peeve is when people don't admit what they've done. "

" Like most people, I have several pet subjects - that may or may not be interesting to other people. Don't get me started on happiness, or habits, or children's literature, or Winston Churchill, unless you really want to talk about it. "