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" There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. "

Bernard Williams

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" One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense. "

" It's just so nice when your pet isn't all needy. I need a lot of space, so dogs suffocate me. "

" The cat is a dilettante in fur. "

Theophile Gautier

" I really love animals. My cat is my little soul mate. He's not just a cat, he's my friend. "

" The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing. "

William S. Burroughs

" Dogs are my favorite people. "

Richard Dean Anderson

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" People always joke that 'dog' spells 'god' backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see just how well they do, what kind of people they are. The animals are right here, right in front of us. And how we treat these companions is a test. "

" I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers. "

" I was interested in philosophy before I knew I was. That's to say, when I was at school, I used to argue with my friends about issues that turned out to be philosophical ones of some kind. "

Bernard Williams

" It might seem strange to feast on Guinea pig, but Ecuadorians love to eat cuy. Personally, I think it's a phenomenal alternative to pork or chicken. High in protein, low in fat, cheap and easy to raise. Oh, and cuy tastes great, much like roast pig. You might call it a pet, but I prefer to call it dinner. "

" No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. "

" One of my biggest pet peeves is well-dressed designers. If you spend that much time thinking about your own clothes, you're not spending enough time thinking about what you're designing. "

Joseph Altuzarra

" People have been predicting the death of philosophy since the 17th century. When I was a student, people were saying, 'We're in the last days of philosophy.' Then we were told in the '60s it would be replaced by sociology, then by literary criticism. "

Bernard Williams

" Who indeed, after pulling off the coloured glasses of prejudice and thrusting out of sight his pet projects, can help seeing the folly of these endeavours to protect men against themselves? A sad population of imbeciles would our schemers fill the world with, could their plans last. "

Herbert Spencer

" It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy. "

Alexander Theroux

" Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire. "

Bernard Williams

" Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday. "

Thornton Wilder

" The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food. "

Nicholas D. Kristof

" I wish people would realize that animals are totally dependent on us, helpless, like children, a trust that is put upon us. "

" I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears. "

Christine McVie

" Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid. "

Rodney Dangerfield

" What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. "

Rodney Dangerfield

" I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun. "

" What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. "

Bernard Williams

" I have a pet peeve about bands that don't play their hits. I think it's kind of selfish. "

" I was raised in a strict Southern household in Lexington, South Carolina, and I remember sneaking off to watch 'Pet Cemetery' as a kid. After seeing those animals reincarnate, I screamed and couldn't sleep for weeks, but watched it again and again. "

" If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal. "

Douglas Coupland

" People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. "

August Strindberg

" I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then. "

" Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. "