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" I have known Michael Richards for something like 20 years. We're friends. "

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" There's always a message in my comedy. "

" There's no such thing as reverse racism. "

" I was born a comic. "

" I like comedy, I mean, in all forms. "

" Comedians period, in general, have demons, and myself included. "

" What does it mean to be too black for Hollywood? It's self-explanatory. Hollywood has certain kinds of blacks that they like. "

" When you watch TV, I didn't know black people were that happy. I had no idea they were that happy. I'm trying to find them. "

" America has a rap sheet. You can't police the world and tell the world how to act when you're just as bad yourself. "

" I do celebrate anything with freedom in it, you know. "

" We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them 'graham crackers.' "

" Listen, we've got one little ol' black president, and white folks are upset, but they've had 43. "

" I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them. "

" Tennessee Williams knew about the South, but he would clean it up and lie about it. "

" You white folks see UFOs in your dreams. You don't hear about Martians in Harlem. "

" I'm passionate about what I do. I'd be naive to be passive. "

" My comedy is a nuclear bomb inside my mind. It's a weapon that's never been tested. It just blows up and flattens everybody. "

" If you're happy with what you're doing, then you don't get bored. "

" People ask me, when was my best time? I always say, 'Today.' "

" Hillary Clinton could say she was a woman and running for president. And Sarah Palin could say she was a woman and running for vice-president. But Obama couldn't say, 'I'm black and I'm running for president.' It couldn't come out of his mouth. He couldn't say that because, if he did, he'd lose votes. "

" Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique of being funny. "

" People think you're crazy if you turn money down... people worship money. "

" When you know who you are, you know who you are. That's the real dangerous thing in Hollywood, because they all want to create you and mold you. "

" White people are very good at acting like they're not racist. They deserve an Academy Award for that. "

" Whatever that thing is that white people like in blacks, I don't have it. Maybe it's my arrogance or my self-assurance or the way I carry myself, but whatever it is, I don't have it. "

" I think about never losing my voice, never giving in, never selling out, always keeping black, always sticking to the street. Staying neighborhood and not Hollywood. "

" I'm as American as apple pie. "

" Handshaking means, 'I don't have a weapon.' "

" Hollywood doesn't even have respect for itself. Hollywood lies to itself. "

" People don't want to hear the truth; they never do. They wanna live in some kind of fantasy. "