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" I never listen to music when I write. "

Augusten Burroughs

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" I think people tend to see the bigger point, which is maybe not fitting in and feeling like you didn't have the childhood that you expected you would have, or that you felt lonely or struggled with drugs and alcohol or just that you were able to achieve your dreams. "

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" I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways. "

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" There's never a false note in a Berg novel. "

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" I knew that if I wrote a new book every six months or every year, if I continued to read great books, eventually I would write something worthy of publication. I understood I might be in my forties or my fifties or even my sixties, but I felt confident that it would happen. "

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" When people meet me, many times they're very surprised because they expect someone who is kind of wacky with seven piercings and very hip and cool and New York City, and I'm not. "

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" I was on the cover of a lot of newspapers. I was on the cover of USA Today for every single day for a month. I was on the masthead, so I tend to get recognized a lot, and in weird places. It's always flattering, and it's always odd. It's always at the worst possible time. "

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" I like, though, that people have a hunger to connect with other people. They're desperate to know that you're not lying to them or misleading them. "

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" I've just finished my next collection, Possible Side Effects, and I'm now working on a collection of holiday stories as well as a memoir about my relationship with my father. "

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" Marriage is overdone. As long as there are people, people are going to find it interesting. "

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" My parents had this relationship that was really terrifying. I mean, the level of hatred that they had, and the level of physical abuse - my mother would beat up my father, basically - and I think I was drawn to images on television that were bright and reflective. "

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" Once I decided to write, to be published, I knew it would happen. "

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" The secret to being a writer is that you have to write. It's not enough to think about writing or to study literature or plan a future life as an author. You really have to lock yourself away, alone, and get to work. "

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" I'm always prepared for the worst. I was prepared to have the book come out, sell seven copies, and have to keep working in advertising, so it was just great that it was received so well and by such a huge audience. "

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" My only ritual is to just sit down and write, write every day. "

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