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" I never wanted to play the short game. "
Michael Keaton
Never
Short
Game
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" I have some tremendous, tremendously loving, generous friends all over the world. "
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" I still really like newspapers. I'm gonna feel really sad when they go. Or not - maybe I'll be dead. "
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" I'm the seventh child of George and Leona Douglas, and I don't ever remember a time when my father didn't work two jobs. When my mother was going to the grocery, or going to Mass, or trying to take care of seven kids in a run-down farmhouse. "
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" You don't get bored with stuff like 'Birdman.' "
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" Chris Guest movies are funny. "
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" It's great to make your own choices, but there's a price to pay. I could've made more money or been more famous. I could be the current groovy guy. "
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" I saw 'Wild,' and I thought, 'Wow, this is a lot of things, but one of the things is it's a therapist's dream and a climate-change denier's nightmare.' "
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" To say directing was a long-stewing ambition doesn't cover it. If you cut me open, you'd see it. "
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" From the time I was a kid, I was crazy about anything having to do with the West. I'd look at all of these photos of Montana, and they all seemed so magical and majestic. I just wanted to go west, and I finally did it when I was barely 21. I went off to volunteer at a Navajo reservation in New Mexico. "
Michael Keaton
Volunteer
Time
Magical
" 'Birdman' has kinda... changed things. I'm not saying you won't see traditionally made movies any more. But I've had meetings with directors, and they've said it makes them rethink everything. You can hate this movie, but you have to talk about it. It's going to go down as one of the most interesting movies ever made. "
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Hate
You
Saying
" There're only a few photographers I've ever felt really comfortable with. "
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Few
Really
Only
" We had four guys in the family, so somebody was always hitting somebody or chasing somebody or getting mad or fighting or wrestling - that was just what you did. So when you're the youngest, it's good for you. You figure out real early how to get out of headlocks and holds. "
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Good
Early
Family
" I used to work on a survey crew, because my dad was an engineer, but he was also a surveyor. "
Michael Keaton
Because
Crew
Work
" I hope this doesn't sound pretentious, but I very often like the way Europeans make movies. I think sometimes that don't they care about having to clean certain things. "
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Movies
Hope
Sometimes
" In the household in which I was raised, the themes were pretty simple. 'Work hard. Don't quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor.' "
Michael Keaton
Humor
Simple
Thankful
" To this day, I have the most fond memories of some of my old toys. "
Michael Keaton
Memories
Fond Memories
Toys
" Colbert makes me crazy: he's so funny. Plus, he seems like an extraordinarily decent dude. "
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Like
Seems
Me
" The vast majority of Pittsburghers don't come from any kind of serious dough. "
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Come
Kind
Majority
" When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny. "
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Loved
People
Funny
" Anyone can be a celebrity now; this is not a big deal anymore. "
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Celebrity
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" The first feature film I did, when I did 'Night Shift,' I improvised quite a bit because I would improvise at the audition, so sometimes I would return to the original lines, and then when I was on set, I would improvise even more. "
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" Westerns were always my favorite things when I was little. And it always bothered me when cowboys were too clean in movies, or when they wore their guns like they had an outfit on. It always worked better when a guy looked sweaty and smelly; I hadda believe, I hadda believe that. "
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Outfit
Me
Better
" I try to not be or associate with elitists. "
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Try
Associate
" Over the years, I think, people - actors, writers, whatever - lose their frame of reference. Their frame of reference is based on somebody else who did this or did that. Performances. So it just becomes a reflection of what already works. Like a warm-up. And that's an invitation to be inauthentic. "
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Reflection
People
Think
" I worked at a PBS station called WQED in Pittsburgh. "
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Worked
Pittsburgh
PBS
" David Letterman used to say, 'I wasn't the class clown, but I wrote for him,' and that's exactly it. You want to be known to be funny without having it pointed out. "
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Class
Want
You
" I reached a point where I didn't think I was that great. I'm not being humble. I was looking at things and thinking: 'You're not really good in that'. I think I was becoming boring as well as bored. It was nobody's fault except mine - probably - and it might not even be my fault. "
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Think
Humble
Good
" If you look at what I do, there's no consistency. The consistency is that there is no consistency. I do projects that are good and not so good. "
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" People, when they talk or write about comedy, they don't really get it. "
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