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" I sometimes wish I weren't as logical as I am and I wish I weren't as smart as I am, because I'd be happy. "

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" I think I'm becoming a psychologist in explaining the Republican Party. It's the only way you can explain 'em. It's psychological. "

" The way the Democrats go about seeking equality is to lower people at the top. "

" Liberals get credit for good intentions, and that's about it, because everything they do fails. "

" None of the people who wrote Obamacare want anything to do with it. None of the people responsible for Obamacare can afford it. They all want subsidies. None of the people that gave us Obamacare have any desire to actually go to HealthCare.gov and sign up. That's for you and me to have to do. "

" A United States collapse would be much different than a Greece collapse. Greece can collapse, and there's a ripple. We collapse, and the world feels it. "

" Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want something new but cannot let go of the old - old ideas, beliefs, habits, even thoughts. We are out of contact with our own genius. Sometimes we know we are stuck; sometimes we don't. In both cases we have to DO something. "

" If you want to know what the biggest thing in your way to an improved standard of living, higher pay, a more rewarding career is: Barack Obama and the Democrat Party and their economic policies. They are the roadblock. "

" When you talk about change, you know what makes it really tough for people is on the one hand you've got tradition, and on the other hand you've got change; in many people's mind, change equals modernization. Tradition, however. I'm a big tradition guy. "

" Human nature fascinates me. "

" United States foreign policy, which includes national security, is literally disintegrating before our eyes. "

" We're throwing money down a rat hole drain of public education! We lead the world in public education spending. We lead the world in getting the least for it. "

" Liberals sit from this lofty perch of pomposity, but they are the champions of ignorance. They don't know what they're talking about. "

" There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not. "

" Liberals want the government to get bigger, and they want you to drive smaller cars, and they want to dictate the way you live. "

" Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts raid the non-existent Social Security Trust Fund but all the Democrats' new spending doesn't? Will someone please ask that? "

" The attitude of the Democrat Party is that wherever there are Republicans they are so bad, they are so discriminatory, they are so racist, they're so bigoted, they're just such reprobates that we can't afford to let them have any say whatsoever in what's happening. "

" Journalists are simply leftists disguised as reporters. They're political activists disguised as reporters. "

" Self-reliance - that's a dirty word to Democrats. They want people to believe that self-reliance means you don't do anything with anybody. They don't want it thought of as accepting responsibility for one's life. Enterprise. Imagination. Independence. Entrepreneurism. "

" The Limbaugh Theorem was not about me giving me credit for something. It was simply sharing with you when the light went off. "

" Feminism is liberalism, and look at what it's doing, look at what it's promoting, look at what it's condoning. All the while, we have to live in this lie that there's some sort of Republican War on Women. We don't do this to women! We don't objectify women like this. "

" When a nominee for the Supreme Court, one of only nine lifetime appointments, makes an overtly brazen racist comment about tens of millions of American citizens, we don't need lectures. What we need to do is to confront her with what she said and what it says about her. "

" The public school system doesn't get everybody. Every generation has its rebels. "

" I have to tell you, every day is a roller coaster. "

" Most men would love to be stared at by women. Don't doubt me on this. And my guess is that most women are actually intrigued by it and have developed techniques and skills for dealing with it. Don't doubt me. "

" There's nobody who cares more about you than you, and there's nobody better equipped to take care of you than you. "

" Ladies and gentlemen, even my own staff challenges me. When I issue edicts, commands, orders, ideas, you would think that there would be overwhelming blanket acquiescence, approval, and support. "

" Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice? "

" Everybody wants to be loved by everybody, and they'll do everything they can to be loved, including not be who they really are, from person to person. "

" There hasn't been anybody else write a Constitution like Madison. There just hasn't been, because that person hasn't existed anywhere but here. "

" I tell you, Bono may have a point. South Africa needs a Walmart. "