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" I was only a bridesmaid for my sister, and it was very calm and small, so I didn't have any tragedy. "
Melissa McCarthy
Tragedy
Small
Calm
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" I have blocks of wood all over my house; I spend all of my day knocking! "
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" I did not actually run down a deer for 'Tammy,' I promise. "
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" When I believe in something, I'm like a dog with a bone. "
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" Ben and I have absolutely nothing to do with the Hollywood that's all actors and the Sunset Strip. We crave talking to people who do different things and are passionate about it. "
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" My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and rebuilt my body. "
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" I would love to be directed by more women. "
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" You look much better when you're comfy. "
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" I'm really happy in my life. "
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" I was never sullen. I was a terrible punk - I was still so chatty. "
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" There are a lot of funny women in my life. I never understand those movies where there's eight funny guys and two women who don't have any opinion or humour. "
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" I went to school for clothing and textiles and thought this is what I was going to do. Then I started working in costumes and literally said, 'I don't know if I can take the actors.' "
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" I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. "
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" The letters I really love are from young actresses who were worried they had to fit a certain look. They say I've opened it up. And I don't just mean plus-size girls. You can push things now. With all the great performances in 'Bridesmaids', it changed how people see funny women. "
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Great
" I am not a princess, I don't want to be referred to as a princess - I find that super creepy. "
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Am
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" I didn't really know how to write jokes, so I just told weird, long stories about being tall and beautiful and wealthy in New York. I'd tell them very seriously, but I kind of looked like a drag queen at the time with big wigs and crazy 12-inch platform heels. "
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New York
Time
Queen
" I'm like a three-and-a-half, four-hour-a-night sleeper. It's not enough to function. "
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Like
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" Somebody ripped their pants open at my wedding, dipping my mother. My mother is not a lady who throws herself into a dip that often, so I don't think he thought she was really going to do it. "
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Mother
Lady
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" I'll do almost anything for a laugh. "
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" Part of being young is you think gaining 6 lbs. is the end of the world. "
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" The average size of a woman is 14. "
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Size
" I have experience dressing me as a 6, a 12, and more. And when you go above a size 12, you don't lose your love of fashion. "
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Experience
You
Me
" I will embarrass my kids to their core. I will threaten to show up in hot pants and a tube top. Their dad will drive me. And he'll let me and my friend Lisa get pretty drunk in the backseat, and we will come into that party and just rip it up. "
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Drive
" I'd rather watch a character be good at something and be challenged - there's more to play in that. "
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" I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a football game. "
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" Everybody's a train wreck in their own very special way. But there's something wildly freeing about someone who's unapologetic, who knows they're a wreck and doesn't even try to hide it, just bulldozes through life. "
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" I've grown to love L.A., but it's the most socially awkward place. All these people have come there not to be something but to pretend to be someone trying to be someone. "
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" I believe it matters how you treat people. I believe in Heaven. I don't believe that this is it, and then we're done. I have a lovely relationship with God, although when I've lost someone or I've seen a sick child, I've had conversations with Him in which I've had to ask, 'How can that be right?' "
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God
People
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" Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics. "
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" I just figure if it has my name on it, and I want to make people feel good about wearing it, I can't pass it off. "
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Off
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