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" I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them. "
Andy Richter
Three
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Feel
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" I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude. "
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" Well, I refer to 'Celebrity Jeopardy ' as the short-bus 'Jeopardy,' because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York. "
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" The basic equation that mystified me as a young man was looking at guys who could actually get girls. I was always amazed, because they never seemed to care. I was like, 'How do they do that?' "
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" No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems! "
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" I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good. "
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" Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there. "
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" If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they're beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds. "
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" I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank you. "
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" We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous. "
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Swimming
You
Sorry
" If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom. "
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Start
Aim
Audience
" It's funny, because 'Arrested Development' is tied to Andy Richter in a few different ways. For me personally, after I did Andy Richter, one of the next things I did was a show called 'Quintuplets' for a season for Fox, and this was while 'Arrested Development' was on. I used to go over and hang out on their set. "
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Development
Season
Me
" The people on 'Quintuplets' were great, but I wasn't a producer on that show, and it wasn't exactly my taste. "
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Great
Taste
Show
" There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns. "
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Top
Mountain
Naked
" It's a very nice thing to have a baby. "
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Thing
Baby
Nice Thing
" Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician. "
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Weird
People
" I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess. "
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Be Nice
Always
Nice
" I'm not that professional. "
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Professional
" But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff. "
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Read
Nonfiction
Fiction
" I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot. "
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Swearing
Lot
Considered
" At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will. "
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Think
Always
Game
" I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way. "
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