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" I'd like to do 'Saturday Night Live.' "

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" I get all fired up about aging in America. "

" Just do the math. In the next 50 to 75 years, people will be living to be 130 and 140. They'll be working until they're 100. It's incredible. "

" When I was just starting out in the business, I used to love to watch Lorne Greene doing the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. I said right then, 'That's what I want to do someday,' and it's been one dream that has come true. "

" There is something endearing about the weatherman. "

" I think women can cope a lot better than men. "

" As an only child, I never felt insecure and always had total love. "

" The only way to predict if there's a cloud on your horizon due to glaucoma is to get tested. No matter what the diagnosis, the forecast is for clear vision in the years ahead. "

" I'm Southern Baptist, not a meteorologist. "

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" I'm a country boy. "

" Will Rogers was an American hero - someone you could get your teeth into and love. "

" Nature's a tranquilizer as you get older. "

" Never slap a man who chews tobacco. "

" I do a lot of schmoozing. "

" Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other. "

" Why do we love our grandparents so much? Part of the reason I think has to do with the tremendous natural affection and affinity that kids have for older people, whether they are their actual grandparents or not. "

" I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost. "

" I have always said that the best training to be a TV newsman or anybody on television is to do a children's show because you are oblivious to the fact that there is a camera there. "

" You go from Pampers to Depends! "

" I love commercials. "

" These days, you have to have a gimmick to do the weather. You have to have an act. "

" Remember Judy Garland? She retired 40 times. "

" Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke. "

" I want to get my own show because 'Today' will eventually get tired of me, or the audience will get tired of me. "

" When something's over with me, it's over. "

" Now that I'm a grandfather myself, I realize that the best thing about having grandkids is that you get the kid for the best part of the ride - kind of like owning a car for only the first 10,000 miles. You can have your grandchildren for a couple of days and then turn them back over to the parents. "

" It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares? "

" Thanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside. "

" August depresses me a little. I don't even feel like eating. And when I don't eat, that's a sure sign of stagnation. "

" I still start to get panicky each morning before I go on television. I'll say, 'I'm in awful shape, something is wrong,' and if I start to look like I'm going off the deep end, Jimmy Straka, the stage manager, will say, 'You're all right. Calm down.' Then Bryant Gumbel will grab me by the leg or something. "