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" I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of the horse would be fine. "

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" Why would anyone want to be called a size zero or even aspire to being a zero? I don't even understand the thinking behind it, let alone the practicalities. What is all that about? "

" Young people need their own private places which mothers don't belong to, even if they want mother all around the edge of that. "

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" In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. "

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" I am a kid in the dressing-up box at heart. "

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