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" If I made a film today, it would certainly be on digital. "
John Waters
Today
Would
Made
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" Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is. "
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Funny
Life
" 'Serial Mom' tested really well when we finally got with the right audience. But they would go to some shopping mall in a deep, deep suburban L.A. neighborhood where they knew people would hate, and they just wanted to spend money to prove that people wouldn't like it. The movie was not a success when it came out. "
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Deep
People
Money
" I'd be arrested if I still smoked because I'm the one who would be changing the battery in the airplane in the lavatory to take out the smoke detector. I would've been those people they warn you against. "
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Smoke
You
People
" I went through different looks. At one period, I was preppy because that's how I grew up. But then I had bleached hair in the front. And I used to wear - then I wanted to be a beatnik. It was hard to be a beatnik in suburban Baltimore. But I wanted to be one. "
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Through
Different
Looks
" I think I'm probably the only person that, when the parents lent me money to make the movie, they wished I had not paid them back. They could have said 'No,' and it would have ended, and I would have gotten a real job. "
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Money
Parents
Think
" Fellini was a little lofty for a teenage boy, but certainly he was a huge influence. "
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Boy
Little
Influence
" I used to run away to New York from Baltimore all the time. I would get on the Greyhound bus and tell my parents I was going to some sorority weekend... I'd even make up fake permission slips, come to New York, and just ask people on the street if I could stay with them and go see midnight movies. "
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New York
Weekend
Time
" My mother was Catholic, my father not. I went to Catholic high school. Every form of education failed me. I was trouble. "
John Waters
School
Education
Father
" I always wanted them to look like Hollywood movies; I just didn't know how to do it. "
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Always
Know
Look
" I've been arrested several times. I've been known to dress in ludicrous fashions. I've also built a career out of negative reviews. "
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Dress
Negative
Career
" Marriage equality is a hustler's feeding frenzy of gold-diggers. I campaigned for marriage equality in Maryland because I believe we should have the right to it, but I personally don't want to get married. I don't want to imitate the traditions of heterosexual people. I hate weddings: they make me uneasy. "
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People
Me
Marriage
" I have so many other things going on that if 'A Dirty Shame' is my last movie, that's OK. "
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Going
Dirty
Things
" Always, European art cinema has been the most threatening and the grimmest and the most transgressive, I think. "
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Always
Think
Most
" My early films look terrible! I didn't know what I was doing. I learned when I was doing it. I never went to film school. "
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Know
School
Doing
" I wanted to own a junk yard as a child, you know. I used to smash cars and think, 'Oh, my God, there's been an accident.' My mother would take me to junk yards, and I look back on that and I think, 'Wow, that was really loving.' "
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Think
Child
God
" I don't believe that we should never not talk to people we don't agree with politically. If you can make that person laugh, it's the first step to getting him to listen to change their mind. "
John Waters
You
Laugh
Mind
" I like film books at the bottom of the barrel and art books at the top. 'The Ghastly One,' by Jimmy McDonough, is a hilarious biography of one of the most hideous directors who ever picked up a movie camera - Andy Milligan. "
John Waters
Film
Books
Top
" If I'm seeing a three-hour foreign film, I don't want to watch it in a bed. "
John Waters
Bed
Seeing
Film
" Science fiction is something I never understood. "
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Science Fiction
Fiction
Never
" 'Hairspray' maybe did change people's minds, and that's how you get your political enemies to change their minds - by making them laugh and making them look at something in a way they haven't seen it. Not by preaching and cutting them off and being a separatist. "
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Look
Change
Laugh
" Good actors, actually, in real life, are shy and very quiet people a lot of the time. "
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Shy
Quiet
Good
" I've always been close to my family. I've got a lot of nieces and nephews, but I'm a good uncle. "
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Uncle
Always
Good
" When I first saw 'House on Haunted Hill' as a kid in Baltimore, and the skeleton went out on the wire, and the thousand kids in the audience went crazy... My whole life, I've tried to at least equal that cinema anarchy. I came close with the end of 'Pink Flamingos,' but I didn't tie with it. "
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End
Crazy
Life
" Bergman movies were the most influential. They used to show at Goucher University, which was where my parents used to live. 'Brink of Life' was the first one I ever saw. Three pregnant women in a maternity ward and their misery - I love that. That is what I want to show at my funeral. "
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Parents
Life
Love
" Isn't that the most perverse thing you've ever heard? "
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Ever
Heard
Most
" Everybody think they're an outsider - that word's over! When I was young, being an outsider, I thought it was a bad thing you didn't want to be. "
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Thought
Young
You
" I always was a weird child. My mother told me the story that, in kindergarten, I would come home and tell her about this weird kid in my class who drew only with black crayons and didn't speak to other kids. I talked about it so much that my mother brought it up with the teacher, who said, 'What? That's your son.' "
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Mother
Child
Black
" I like art. It's another way to rebel. "
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Art
Another Way
Way
" My main residence is Baltimore. I have an apartment in New York, one in San Francisco, and I live in a rental in Provincetown in the summer. "
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New
Summer
New York
" I want to be in a 'Final Destination' movie. "
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Final
Want
Movie