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" I always wanted them to look like Hollywood movies; I just didn't know how to do it. "
John Waters
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" My mother was Catholic, my father not. I went to Catholic high school. Every form of education failed me. I was trouble. "
John Waters
School
Education
Father
" I used to run away to New York from Baltimore all the time. I would get on the Greyhound bus and tell my parents I was going to some sorority weekend... I'd even make up fake permission slips, come to New York, and just ask people on the street if I could stay with them and go see midnight movies. "
John Waters
New York
Weekend
Time
" I used to hitchhike a lot. I'd come home on the train from New York, and there'd be no cabs, but people would pick me right up and take me to my door because they recognised me. It was like a car service. I never really had a bad experience hitchhiking. "
John Waters
Car
Experience
Service
" I'd be a bad father. I'm too self-involved. "
John Waters
Bad
Father
Too
" Bergman movies were the most influential. They used to show at Goucher University, which was where my parents used to live. 'Brink of Life' was the first one I ever saw. Three pregnant women in a maternity ward and their misery - I love that. That is what I want to show at my funeral. "
John Waters
Parents
Life
Love
" Everybody think they're an outsider - that word's over! When I was young, being an outsider, I thought it was a bad thing you didn't want to be. "
John Waters
Thought
Young
You
" The rudest possible gift is a gift card. It means you think the person is stupid and has no interests. The only good gift card is Bitcoin. You practically have to be a hacker to know about it. "
John Waters
Good
Think
Gift
" Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I'm already worried that there are only 146 shopping days left. "
John Waters
Days
Christmas
Only
" I can make a movie for $5M, which used to be a routinely low, independent movie, but there's no such thing as that any more. "
John Waters
I Can
Any
More
" I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life. You should have been, or something's the matter with you. "
John Waters
You
Matter
Trust
" I think it would be fun to die onstage! Just drop dead in the middle of my show? That wouldn't be so bad. "
John Waters
Bad
Die
Fun
" In the 1960s, if you could save $500, you had enough to move to another city and start a new life. "
John Waters
You
Start
New Life
" At my age, you can go either fat or gaunt. I've gone gaunt. "
John Waters
Fat
You
Gone
" I'd be arrested if I still smoked because I'm the one who would be changing the battery in the airplane in the lavatory to take out the smoke detector. I would've been those people they warn you against. "
John Waters
Smoke
You
People
" I was creating characters early. People didn't beat me up. I scared them. I hated authority. I could also get people to do things; I was quite the early director. I could make people laugh enough to get their defences down - and then brainwash them. "
John Waters
Down
People
Me
" One Christmas, Dennis Dermody, the movie critic of 'Paper,' gave me 'Rock Hudson: A Gathering of Friends,' the master invitation list from Rock Hudson's memorial service. It's so great. Everyone's in it, with personal addresses all bound into a book. Someone else once gave me Ike Turner's will. I get great stuff. "
John Waters
Book
Rock
Me
" My main residence is Baltimore. I have an apartment in New York, one in San Francisco, and I live in a rental in Provincetown in the summer. "
John Waters
New
Summer
New York
" It's still possible to make movies. Not so much on YouTube. On YouTube, you wind up with an advertising career. What movie became infamous and a hit because of YouTube? Maybe there is one. I don't know. "
John Waters
Know
You
Wind
" Without obsession, life is nothing. "
John Waters
Without
Obsession
Nothing
" I do take a one-week vacation every year, and I go to London in the fall. "
John Waters
Go
Year
Vacation
" 'Hairspray' maybe did change people's minds, and that's how you get your political enemies to change their minds - by making them laugh and making them look at something in a way they haven't seen it. Not by preaching and cutting them off and being a separatist. "
John Waters
Look
Change
Laugh
" I wanted to own a junk yard as a child, you know. I used to smash cars and think, 'Oh, my God, there's been an accident.' My mother would take me to junk yards, and I look back on that and I think, 'Wow, that was really loving.' "
John Waters
Think
Child
God
" Putting out compilation records, buying the right to music is incredibly complicated. You have to find the writer of the song and the publisher of the song - not the singer - and make two separate deals. "
John Waters
Music
Song
Two
" Isn't that the most perverse thing you've ever heard? "
John Waters
Ever
Heard
Most
" I wish something on T.V. would trouble me. Then maybe I would watch it. "
John Waters
I Wish
Me
Maybe
" If you're a juvenile delinquent today, you're a hacker. You live in your parent's house; they haven't seen you for two months. They put food outside your door, and you're shutting down a government of a foreign country from your computer. "
John Waters
Food
You
Today
" I wrote about Herschell in my book 'Shock Value,' for which I interviewed him. We became friends; I had dinner with Herschell the last year before he died. He was elderly, but his mind was perfectly intact. "
John Waters
Mind
Year
Book
" I don't like reality TV. I don't want to look down on people. "
John Waters
Look
People
Reality
" I want to be commercial. I'm never the person who says, 'I don't care if people don't see my movies.' I always want people to see my movies. "
John Waters
Always
Want
See
" I didn't follow anybody's advice, really. "
John Waters
Advice
Really
Anybody