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" If I still lived in Russia, I'd be dead... or a really effective oligarch. "

Gary Shteyngart

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" I write almost entirely in bed or on a couch with my feet up on the coffee table. I feel most creative when I'm looking out the window, and my bed and couch have nice views of the New York skyline. "

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" A lot of the ways of advertising a book - the cover, whether somebody sees it on a subway or sees it in a bookstore - those things are going to rapidly diminish as we move to an electronic model. "

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" I have a love/hate relationship with just about everything, but certainly with America. "

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" Silence has been destroyed, but also the idea that it's important to learn how another person thinks, to enter the mind of another person. The whole idea of empathy is gone. We are now part of this giant machine where every second we have to take out a device and contribute our thoughts and opinions. "

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" I just want fiction to remain a vital force for entertainment and not just for contemplation. Both things can exist. "

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" That's what I always liked about science fiction - you can make the world end. Humour is my multiple warhead delivery system. "

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" In America, everyone writes but no one reads. Everyone's writing all day long - sending emails, tweets, text messages; they all think they're James Cameron's Avatar, performing in some video game for which they make up the script. "

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