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" If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood. "

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" Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female. "

" I kinda liked ol' Shakespeare and them guys, you know. I went back and got my master's just in case. I thought, if I ever needed it, I'd have the sheepskin to show people no matter how dumb I looked, actually I was about half intelligent. I got the degree to let 'em know I wasn't as dumb as I acted. "

" I told Miss Kay we need to make sure our children don't turn out like I turned out, so they were raised up around biblical instruction. That mixed with discipline - the discipline code, I call it. They just had a lifestyle of seeing their parents do good things. "

" Money can come and go, and fame comes and goes. Peace of mind and a relationship with God is far more important, so this is the precedent that we've set in our lives. The bottom line is, we all die, so Jesus is the answer. "

" I turned from my wicked ways and embraced Jesus. The next thing I knew, good times had come my way. "

" Temporary is all you're going to get with any kind of health care, except the health care I'm telling you about. That's eternal health care, and it's free... I've opted to go with eternal health care instead of blowing money on these insurance schemes. "

" If you simply put your faith in Jesus coming down in flesh, through a human being, God becoming flesh living on the earth, dying on the cross for the sins of the world, being buried, and being raised from the dead - yours and mine and everybody else's problems will be solved. "

" We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other. "

" God-fearing people, once they're saved from their sins, they don't mind talking about it. "

" I have bitten down or swallowed a few pellets through the years. My uncle had his appendix removed and there were over 100 lead pellets in it. He might have died of lead poisoning. Now that is eating a lot of game! "

" I don't worry too much about people hating or insulting me. I'm a sinful man, and I've made a lot of mistakes. People have reason to hate me. "

" Basically, I don't ever move too far past the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus, because it's of first importance. And I make sure it's of first importance with anyone I'm talking to. It all comes down to that, really, when you get right down to it. So it's not complex. Jesus removed our sins and guarantees we can be raised from the dead. "

" My message is to get human beings to love God, love their neighbor and for the life of me I just don't see the downside of human beings not being so mean to one another and actually care for one another and not steal from one another and not murder each other for their tennis shoes. That's the message I have. "

" Always remember this. Television, fame, money - listen, here is a news flash for America. Fame cannot remove your sin. And all of the money you ever amass cannot raise you from the dead. "

" It was about 5 years after I was baptized before the pull of sin finally stopped. "

" There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth. "

" I repented at 28 and turned to Jesus. "

" We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job. "

" I've never owned a cell phone and don't plan on ever having one. If anyone needs to talk to me, they know where I live. "

" I make a mean pecan pie, and I have a great recipe for pralines - also using pecans. Pralines take a lot of patience, and patience is a must in the duck blind as well as in the kitchen. Good things come to those who wait. "

" If I were in politics, and if you ever get me in the White House, trust me, there's a big change coming. What happened to America? We lost our roots. "

" We're trying to infuse a little good into the American culture. Love God, love your neighbor, hunt ducks. Raise your kids, make them behave, love them. I don't see the down side to that. "

" I'm a highly-educated man, maybe a shocker to some. I have a master's degree. I'm no dumbo. "

" I don't own a cell phone. I've never turned on a computer in my life. "

" Genesis 9 is where the animals went wild, and God gave them wildness. After the flood, that's when he made animals wild. Up until that time, everybody was vegetarian. "

" You have to discipline your children, or they won't respect you, law enforcement or God or anyone else. "

" What people fail to understand coughing up sin and confessing it and giving it to the only one that can remove it, for crying out loud, we're all sinners. "

" There's one race on this planet. It's called the human race. We're all the same. To me, there is absolutely nothing that has color to do with it. "

" We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that. We started with a humble log house, milk cow, garden-raised our own food, killed a hog every year in the fall, and had the meat hanging up in the smokehouse - that was our childhood, me and ol' Si. "

" I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty, and like Him, I love all of humanity. "