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" I'm doin' something different. I mean, I talk a little bit about race and interracial dating, but it's not the heart of my act. I just try to do what I think is funny; there's no huge message or through line. "

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You

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" Up until age 40, most men are just not as mature as women. So, it makes sense that a lot of women date up in age a bit. "

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