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" I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived. "

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" Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other. "

" I've always had a reputation as a buffoon. "

" Take a microphone out of my hands, and I'm just plain folks. "

" It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares? "

" Why do we love our grandparents so much? Part of the reason I think has to do with the tremendous natural affection and affinity that kids have for older people, whether they are their actual grandparents or not. "

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" There are plenty of good-looking women out there. Go get them. "

" When I was just starting out in the business, I used to love to watch Lorne Greene doing the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. I said right then, 'That's what I want to do someday,' and it's been one dream that has come true. "

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" Thanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside. "

" I think women can cope a lot better than men. "

" In high school, I weighed 175 to 180. I looked like Abraham Lincoln. I was 6-foot-3, biggest thing in the class, but tall, not fat. "

" Remember Judy Garland? She retired 40 times. "

" The only way to predict if there's a cloud on your horizon due to glaucoma is to get tested. No matter what the diagnosis, the forecast is for clear vision in the years ahead. "

" August depresses me a little. I don't even feel like eating. And when I don't eat, that's a sure sign of stagnation. "

" I loved Harry Truman with all my heart and soul. "

" Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke. "

" Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics, warts and all; and, from belonging to a family that accepts you without question. "

" I have the best job in the entire history of broadcasting. "

" Nature's a tranquilizer as you get older. "

" I get all fired up about aging in America. "

" Just do the math. In the next 50 to 75 years, people will be living to be 130 and 140. They'll be working until they're 100. It's incredible. "

" Viewers figure, 'Uncle Willard doesn't know any more about the weather than I do.' They're right. "