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" I'm so much fun. Every kid wishes I was their grandpa! I'm the Motor City Madgramps. "
Ted Nugent
Fun
Motor
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" I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo. "
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" War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you. "
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" The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil. "
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" Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie. "
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" For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore. "
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" Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe. "
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" The good news is that real-world hands-on conservation is alive and well and catching on across the America I travel. "
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" If America is a nation of laws as we proclaim, then our immigration laws are part of the package. "
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" Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you. "
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" Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations. "
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" Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard. "
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" I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency. "
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" I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me. "
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