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" Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard. "

Ted Nugent

Alcohol

You

Fast

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" Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie. "

Ted Nugent

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Dirty

" Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever witnessed for over 70 years. They are as American as God, guns and rock and roll. "

" While I now own more guns than the 82nd Airborne, my first gun is still the most important gun I've ever owned. "

Ted Nugent

Important

Gun

" Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe. "

" I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself. "

" The good news is that real-world hands-on conservation is alive and well and catching on across the America I travel. "

" It was psychobabbler Abraham Maslow who wrote of the phenomena of self-actualization. What Maslow failed to grasp is that reaching true self-actualization can only be ultimately achieved when you have your own brand of ammunition. "

" I clearly understood the concept of wise use before I ever heard the actual words, for my father wouldn't allow us to waste anything. "

Ted Nugent

Waste

Wise

" Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry. "

" If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese. "

" There's an absolute surety to the hands-on conservation lifestyle of hunting, fishing and trapping where you know you're going to consume today. "

" I'm so much fun. Every kid wishes I was their grandpa! I'm the Motor City Madgramps. "

" I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency. "

" Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you. "

" Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process. "

" I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo. "

Ted Nugent

Glowing

Pardon

" Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak. "

" I'm not in the leftist controlled Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of my political views, primarily my lifelong militant support of the NRA, the Second Amendment, and my belief that the only good bad guy is a dead bad guy. "

" I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar. "

" The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power. "

" I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. "

" For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore. "

" I still tour like a man possessed, because I am. "

Ted Nugent

Because

I Am

" I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail. "

" Americans have the right to choose to be unarmed and helpless. Be my guest. "

" I don't wanna be a rock star. I don't believe in rock stars. If you really examine what goes with being a rock star, I've avoided that really well. "

" Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet. "