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" In terms of number of movies, I've been in an extraordinary amount. If you count only the minutes I'm onscreen, it's not so long. "
Wallace Shawn
Extraordinary
Number
Movies
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" I don't see that many plays, and for me, musicals are rarely pleasing. "
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Me
Many
" I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn't understand, and in a way still don't, because when I look in a mirror it doesn't seem funny to me. "
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Way
Funny
Appearance
" I have been vain since birth. I expected other people to like what I did, although my vanity has definitely diminished over the years. "
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Over
Years
Vanity
" Contrary to the popular misconception, the actor is not necessarily a specialist in imitating or portraying what he knows about other people. On the contrary, the actor may simply be a person who's more willing than others to reveal some truths about himself. "
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" If I had even the tiniest scrap of advice to give to a young actor who was figuring out how to audition, I would say don't memorize the script... The reality about auditions is that 98 percent of the results has to do with what you are, not with what you did in the audition. "
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Advice
Out
Reality
" When I was a child, I did always feel that people were hiding things, and that they weren't expressing their true feelings. When adults are too complicated, and cover their emotions with layers of well-intentioned subterfuge, the child isn't seeing reality clearly enough and gets upset. "
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People
Reality
Enough
" Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard. "
Wallace Shawn
Sharing
Soup
Hard
" Before I was 5, I did have a lot of time on my hands. I had no job and really no career, and I spent an awful lot of time listening to records. It was more the classical ones, really - Prokofiev, and I think there was some Mozart in there, and more impressionistic composers like Delius. "
Wallace Shawn
Listening
Time
Think
" For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it. "
Wallace Shawn
Thought
People
Me
" Children, I always think, are just putting on a performance of being naive and not understanding anything. I have worked with children in films, and they're treated as adults and they just drop the pretense of being children. "
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Children
Performance
Think
" I sincerely believe that if Bush and Cheney recognized the full humanity of other people's mothers around the world, they wouldn't commit the crimes they commit. "
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Other
Humanity
Believe
" You can go to a play that is enjoyable because it's funny, and then on the next night you can go to a play that's enjoyable because it's 'disturbing.' "
Wallace Shawn
Play
Funny
Because
" As writers, we can't predict who might come along who might find our offerings valuable. "
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Come
Along
Who
" I never grew up thinking, 'One day I will play so and so' because I wasn't expecting to be an actor at all. "
Wallace Shawn
Never
Up
Thinking
" I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies. "
Wallace Shawn
Thinking
Laundry
Like
" I don't have a television, and I'm just not too up on television. "
Wallace Shawn
Just
Too
Television
" We are not what we seem. We are more than what we seem. The actor knows that. And because the actor knows that hidden inside himself there's a wizard and a king, he also knows that when he's playing himself in his daily life, he's playing a part, he's performing, just as he's performing when he plays a part on stage. "
Wallace Shawn
Daily Life
Daily
King
" The life of an actor can be very enviable. "
Wallace Shawn
Life
Actor
Enviable
" My plays have been strange from the beginning, and they never got unstrange. "
Wallace Shawn
Strange
Never
Got
" Interestingly, the actress who, in her own persona, may be gentle, shy, and socially awkward, someone whose hand trembles when pouring a cup of tea for a visiting friend, can convincingly portray an elegant, cruel aristocrat tossing off malicious epigrams in an eighteenth-century chocolate house. "
Wallace Shawn
Chocolate
Tea
Someone
" I see myself as a citizen of the planet. Even as a child, I always found it mindless to root for your own team. I was puzzled by the fact that people said their own team was better than other teams simply because it was theirs. "
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Child
Myself
Own
" I have more free time than a lot of individuals, so, instead of talking, I sometimes write. "
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Time
Free
More
" I'm being mocked because I don't live up to a socially determined view of what other people think a person should look like. "
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Live
Person
Think
" From being a writer of plays, it was not that surprising that somebody thought of giving me a job as an actor. After I played one part, others came along. "
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Giving
Thought
Others
" In my early 20s, I studied history and politics, and I really thought that perhaps I would devote my life to that. "
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Early
Politics
My Life
" I'm a very lucky man. It's a beautiful thing for a writer, to see people allowing your words to enter their own unconscious and their souls. "
Wallace Shawn
Lucky
Beautiful
People
" In an amusement park, you can go on a roller coaster that carries you up and down, or you can go on another kind of ride that whirls you around in a circle. Similarly, there are different sorts of entertaining experiences in the theater. "
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Roller Coaster
Ride
Circle
" I choose parts because I don't want to be embarrassed when the movie comes out. What if my friends were to see the movie? What if my niece or nephew wandered into the theater and saw the movie? I don't want to be too ashamed of it. "
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Want
Nephew
Choose
" I wrote my first play at the age of 10, 55 years ago, and I've always found it a fantastic relief to imagine I know what things would be like from the point of view of other individuals and to send out signals from where I actually am not. Playwrights never need to write from the place where they are. "
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Know
Age
View
" My father was a jazz listener, and I think, at least before I was 5, I was not so into that. Although there were records that emphasized percussion that I liked, like Baby Dodds. "
Wallace Shawn
Father
Think
Before