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" It's a time where every country and every human should be united. I mean, every country has its problems. "
Gad Elmaleh
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" I did movies because I was flattered and for money and because I wanted to kiss Sophie Marceau. "
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" I go to New York to see live shows, not movies. "
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" I discovered that it's not really about the language. It's about how the words are pronounced and the delivery. We have plenty of good English-speaking comedians. It's O.K. if I have my accent, my gestures, my way of speaking. "
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" I love coming to New York. I think I'm going to come really often here. I need to - for the show, for the comedy. I want to do the shows here and have a beer and hang out with the comedians. "
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" I don't feel any need to play the role of the clown. In my private life I take a break from humor. "
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" After New York, Chicago is my favorite city. It's just this great mix of Europe and America. The friends I have there are smart and witty and fun. "
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" There were two things I used to do to seduce girls: jokes and music. Since I'm not a great pianist, jokes were my thing. "
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" I want to talk to the audience. This is what I've been doing in my work in French forever - talking about small things becoming big problems. I notice all the details, all the tiny little things. "
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" My dream is not Hollywood, but to perform my act in English to 30 people in a Soho comedy club, to show New Yorkers what they look like from the French point of view. "
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" I talk about my dad and the American dream, and I just want to say to Americans how fascinated we are by America. We would love Americans to look at the rest of the world that way sometimes. "
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" If I were bombing with my jokes in English, I would go back to France. Maybe do that mime thing. "
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" America is where standup comedy was born. It's the standard. So you want to go and do your job where this is the mecca of what you do. "
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" I like to do comedy. It's my real passion. I want to make people laugh. "
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" Comedy in America is very serious. Either they laugh, or they don't. "
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" Journalists ask me, 'Why don't you ever talk about sex in your performances?' True, I don't talk about sex - not in my personal life and not in my professional life. This is modesty. "
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" When you succeed, at a certain point, you want to challenge yourself. Otherwise, you become boring. You become a has-been. It's not very interesting. I don't want to be this guy who has only succeeded in France. I could say, 'O.K., that's it; merci.' But I'm not interested in that. "
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" It's only fitting that a Jewish comic makes his Just for Laughs anglo debut in a church, right? "
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" There's so many funny things to say about being with Charlotte. I've worked on a few bits about it - not to be indiscreet but because the shock of culture and values is so interesting. "
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" It's a good time to be here in America. You feel that people just want to be together and release the pressure and laugh. "
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" In America, going on a date is really more like 'interview night.' You have to give your resume. "
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" When Americans, who have no idea who I am, laugh at my jokes, it's exactly the same if someone loves you even if you're not rich and famous. "
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" My name, my origins, my background and my experiences are what leveraged my success. The angle of the immigrant, through which I examined the reality in France, distinguished me. "
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" Morocco is completely alive for me because I spent about a third of my life there. The first few times I went back to Casablanca, I walked through the streets and remembered how years earlier I had walked those same streets and prayed that a miracle would happen and I would leave and become famous. "
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" I love the Comedy Cellar. The audience has no expectations because they don't know me. It's great. It's only winning - if I bomb, they just say, 'Oh, the French guy sucks.' But if I do well, then they remember me. "
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" Eventually I was saying to myself, maybe it would be better, instead of trying to become an American comedian in France, to mix those two styles and those two genres. Because of course it's good to be efficient and sharp, and to have a joke every twenty seconds, but it can be a little cold and dry. "
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" I was in a steak house once, and someone proposed. I was so embarrassed. The woman started crying, and I thought, 'She was just proposed to in a steak house - I'd be crying, too.' "
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" Actually, I don't like dogs. I'm from Morocco, and people there don't like animals. "
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" In France, I'm not going to say the audience will laugh for nothing, but you could compare the response I get to the response Louis CK or Chris Rock would get if they go up in a club in Denver tonight. "
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" That's only in America. We don't have French doors in France. "
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