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" A clown I knew who was retiring from Ringling Brothers gave me his giant shoes, and somebody else made me a clown suit. "

" A clown's makeup and character, that's all he has to sell. He loves and believes in that character. "

" Actually, I was the seventh private explorer but the first Canadian 'space clown.' I never dreamed of going into space; I just dreamed of traveling. But I admit that space is an incredible destination and the absolute traveling experience. "

" A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping. "

Charlie Brooker

" All the world loves a clown. "

" As a child, I was a clown. I didn't hesitate to make a fool of myself and I would love to completely take on wacky characters. "

" As a child, I was hyper, I was a clown and I was sensitive. Today I'm all of the above, except I've refrained from bouncing off the walls. "

Nadine Velazquez

" As a kid I was always a bit of a clown, a performer. "

" A scientist worthy of a lab coat should be able to make original discoveries while wearing a clown suit, or give a lecture in a high squeaky voice from inhaling helium. It is written nowhere in the math of probability theory that one may have no fun. "

Eliezer Yudkowsky

" At school, I was the classroom clown - I was always being thrown out for being naughty. Before I left, a teacher called me in and suggested I became an actor. "

" At this point, if I were to psychoanalyze myself, I'd have to say I am a clown, cleverly disguised as a regular person. "

" Back then I was called Dumbo because of my ears. I was called Fatty, too. It was hurtful so I became like the class clown. I became the one who was kicked around. "

" Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown. "

" But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. "

" Chris O'Dowd is a very special talent. He's one of those very, very rare actors who can be the clown, or he can be the straight man playing off the clown, in a scene. "

" Cindy Sheehan is a clown. There is no real antiwar movement. No serious politician, with anything to do with anything, would show his face at an antiwar rally. "

" Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do. "

" Dare to wear the foolish clown face. "

" David Letterman used to say, 'I wasn't the class clown, but I wrote for him,' and that's exactly it. You want to be known to be funny without having it pointed out. "

" Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He's an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not afraid to show vulnerability. "

" Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown. "

" Even at Westchester High in West LA, I was class clown. "

" Even if I told my mom I wanted to be a clown or live in the forest, she would be down. "

" Honestly, I never really thought I'd be a comedian. But I did take an aptitude test in seventh grade - and this is 100 percent true - I took an aptitude test in seventh grade, and it said in my best profession was a clown or a mime. "

" I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. "

Janeane Garofalo

" I am an official slow-roasted, honey-baked ham. Ever since I was a kid, my thing is that I love attention. All my report cards are like, 'He would be wonderful, but he just can't stop being a clown in class.' "

" I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown. "

" I am pleased to say that as I get older, I get less and less like the sitcom 'Miranda.' She is really a clown character, a heightened version of the 20-something me. "

" I became a clown when these docs came to the house in Berkeley and asked me to come cheer up kids. I'd just had my third spinal fusion and I was looking for something to take my mind off the pain I was in. "

" I created 'Captain Underpants' when I was in the second grade. I was constantly getting in trouble for being the class clown, so my teacher sent me out into the hallway to punish me. It was there in the hall that I began drawing 'Captain Underpants'. Soon I was making my own comic books about him. "

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