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" Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami. "

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" First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle. "

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" Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions. "

" Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.' "

" Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble? "

" I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed. "