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" My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh. "

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" Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield. "

" I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today. "

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" It occurred to me that cats were being held back a little bit. I thought, 'I'll give the cat human thoughts and feelings but not be apologetic for it. That would be very catlike.' "

" Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them. "

" There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music. "

" The surprising thing was, it's actually easier working on animation than working on a comic strip, because Garfield is animated in my head. "

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