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" My first big gig was an opening show for Frank Zappa, and I think that was difficult. "
Tom Waits
Show
Think
Opening
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" But then I'm one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music. "
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Conversation
" I'm usually more concerned with how things sound than how they look on the page. Some people write for the page, and that's a whole other thing. I'm going for what it sounds like right away, so it may not even look good on the page. "
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People
Some People
Page
" Mostly, I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane. "
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Reality
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" I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out. "
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Out
Horny
" I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong - I have audio illusions. "
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Wrong
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" The piano has been drinking, not me. "
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Me
Drinking
Been
" I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites. "
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Think
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" Sometimes words are just music themselves. Like 'Chicago' is a very musical sounding name. "
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" If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it's good. I'm not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don't cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don't stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you'll never see it again. "
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Good
Baseball
People
" I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. "
Tom Waits
Rather
Than
Free
" Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk. "
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Just
God
Drunk
" Writing songs is like capturing birds without killing them. Sometimes you end up with nothing but a mouthful of feathers. "
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End
Birds
Feathers
" I think this whole division between the genres has more to do with marketing than anything else. It's terrible for the culture of music. "
Tom Waits
More
Music
Culture
" I don't know if any genuine, meaningful change could ever result from a song. It's kind of like throwing peanuts at a gorilla. "
Tom Waits
Change
Kind
Know
" You hope people are going to be listening to you after you're gone. And they like you better after you're gone. "
Tom Waits
Listening
Better
Hope
" We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. "
Tom Waits
Happiness
Being
Information
" For a songwriter, you don't really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they're made of, and wonder if you can make one, too. "
Tom Waits
You
Wonder
School
" People say all kinds of things about the ingredients of songs. But you know they are a kind of magic, in the sense that they may easily include a stain on your bedroom wall... and a variety of mis-recollections. And then you name it after a girl's name that you just made up. "
Tom Waits
You
Girl
Know
" I always liked the idea that America is a big facade. We are all insects crawling across on the shiny hood of a Cadillac. We're all looking at the wrapping. But we won't tear the wrapping to see what lies beneath. "
Tom Waits
See
America
Always
" I do like books on anatomy. I have to say I'm an amateur physician, I guess. "
Tom Waits
Books
Like
Physician
" I look for things that are left of center, something you've only seen your whole life, but never heard. Hit it! With a stick! I have a guitar made out of a 2x4 that I bought in Cleveland. "
Tom Waits
Look
Never
Left
" I knelt at the altar of Ray Charles for years. I worked at a restaurant, and that's all there was on the jukebox. "
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Ray
Years
Restaurant
" Any image I have, it's just what I do, but it comes off as being very pretentious. When you're a bit in the public astigmatism, anything you do seems like you did it so somebody would see you do it, like showing up at the right parties. "
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See
Right
You
" I didn't really identify with the music of my own generation, but I was very curious about the music of others. "
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Music
My Own
Own
" I don't really like listening to the radio so much. "
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Really
Radio
Like
" Most songs have meager beginnings. You wake up in the morning, you throw on your suspenders, and you subvocalize and just think. They seem to form like calcium. I can't think of a story right off the bat that was that interesting. I write things on the back of my hand, usually, and sing into a tape recorder. "
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Wake Up
Think
Story
" The sight of the first woman in the minimal two-piece was as explosive as the detonation of the atomic bomb by the U.S. at Bikini Island in the Marshall Isles, hence the naming of the bikini. "
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Island
Woman
Atomic Bomb
" I'm one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music. "
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Conversation
Music
Wonder
" Somebody said I sound like an old lady, and I was really insulted by that. I'm trying to sound like Skip James and Smokey Robinson and Marvin Gaye. "
Tom Waits
Like
Trying
Sound
" George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him. "
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Dealer
Coke
Seventies