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" My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me. "

David Hasselhoff

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" Even when I make mistakes and people exploit my mistakes on television or on the Internet, and they use it to make fun of me, it's just kind of working in my favor at the end. It's really strange. "

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" I have a Guinness Book of World Records entry as the most-watched person on television; now I have a new entry as the only man who has a crab named after him. "

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" Spirituality - prayer - is a big part of my life. "

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" There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me. "

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" Wherever I can go, I hit the water, whether it's the ocean, or in L.A. it's Zuma Beach in Malibu; I just hit the water. "

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" In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. "

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" I love musical theater. That's what I started off to do when I was 7, and my first show was 'Peter Pan.' "

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" I did, I'd say, at least about 80 percent of the rest of the driving, and I had the time of my life. "

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" The Hoff has become larger than life, so I can't do anything small any more. If I mess up, it becomes big no matter what it is, so if I do something positive, it has to be equally big. "

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" The Hoff has taken over David Hasselhoff. David Hasselhoff really doesn't know who he is anymore. Everywhere I go, it's The Hoff. "

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" I let people down easy with inspiration. "

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" The difference between men and women seems to be this: I can argue with my promoter downstairs, accuse him of ripping me off, and 20 minutes later we'll be playing golf together. With a lady, the same argument can go on for, like, years. "

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" Come on, I'm a television star. Nobody on television is curing cancer. I've had a great ride, and I'm very honored to have been in this business. I'm happy if I managed to affect people in a positive way. "

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" In life, you either watch TV or you do TV. I told my daughters that the only way you're going to make it in this business is to get in the game. That's the biggest advice I can give them. "

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" I wanted to play around with the format, really tear it to pieces and shake it up. For example, if Mitch saves someone from drowning, and that person then goes out and releases a virus that kills a million people. Imagine the moral implications of that. "

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" The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me. "

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" If you're not in the game, you can't hit a home run. "

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" I'm six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well! "

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" I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Checkpoint Charlie. "

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